steal one, rape one free.

sorry, my fellow do0ders. for not updating. seriously, i`ve been busy and been slacking my arse off.

so updates.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
*thinks hard til brain cells explodes.

well, during the holidays, the amount of food consumption per day is increasing. i don`t know why and how much.

this is my yesterday`s menu :

breadfast : me and two of my cousins, josh and rai, ate three bowls of ice-cream and drank coke and sprite. josh had a brain-freeze so he was dead for like an hour and a half before we called my amah to harass him.

brunch : we were hungry again so we ate another bowl of ice-cream, three packets of oreo and lots of water. i was really dehydrated due to the oreo but it was nyummy.

lunch : it`s the holidays, so i cook lunch. and yes, i can see you with your 'i can`t believe you can cook' look. the usual three meal on the table. two protein and veggies with rice. josh commented the chicken was a little spicy. rai said i should be a chef but i declined her idea. haha.

afternoon snacks : after fighting evil with my fellow cousins, breaking bones and hearing wannabe guardmen scream like pussies in PS3, we devoured six tins of pringles. i like the baked potato one. deee-licious.

dinner : the usual, a type of cereal, and last night was froot loops. And NOOO, i did not ate mine with milk! (EURRGGHH!) i had my cereal with the decent soya bean. my cousins ate theirs with milk. and after of two hours of josh, showing off and dreaming of his face being on cereal boxes, although i prefer it on pregnancy test boxes, we went to sleep.

midnight snack : a nasi katok. YES. brunei`s number one favourite, not to mention killer of healthy diet. there was nothing to eat since we devoured every simple snack we had, so we went to the nearest nasi katok stall. josh bought three and said he was born with two stomach. and i added no brains to that.

dusk snack : we didn`t eat. we just drank. drank coke and sprite. what i mean coke and sprite is we mix em and drank em. and sprite is a catalyst for me, so i was high. high and hyper. wahahaha.

and yeah, the cycle goes on and on. unhealthy food. bad. but i just can`t resist. hunger rate is also an increase when it comes to the holidays.
fak.

the awesomely fucking end.

; jakee.