my hands been itching since last night due to my allergies of wanting to blog about a superficial matter, which some people will think, 'oh, like daaaa. i`m sooo not totally in that. like whu`everrr.'
virginity. say it with me veeeeeeeeer-jiiiiiiiiiii-niiiiiiiii-tiiiiiiiiii. (not exaggerating.)
and so, virginity. *coughcough* to those yang terasa sudah ter *coughcough* baik tah betaubat. everyone has a virginity. it happens only once. you it had since you were born. so check tia, haha. but will lose it whenever you *coughcough* have SEX. (baie. HAHA. traffic light color.)
in order to know that you`re a virgin, a one-cell hymen must be present. yes. It`s thickness is only one-cell thick. so if you accidentally poke yourself when you`re in the toilet or your friend was poking you, but instead she poked down THERE, then BYEBYE, VIRGINITY. you won`t grow it back. which is so BOOHOO, to those yang nada virginity, except yang already married. (BLAAAAAAAH.)
some people thinks that wearing a condom (fahlooys. balloon.) will still keep the one-cell hymen intact. but, noooo. those people needs to farted in the face, mahn. i know this topic is a wee-bit to open, but wha`da hell, bish. my blog.
it`s all about poking it, baby.
-quote by jakee razak.
these are some ways you can lose your itsy bitsy little hymen =
1. friends. (the men)
obnoxious friend : yo, dawg. last night, i was high, yo.
the boring friend : yo, homie. i was high, too. we be hangin in the babes place.
the geek friend : hello, fellow friends. i can see you`re enjoying yourself. give me the story.
obnoxious friend : yo, son. it was tight, son. that girl. her curve, nice, son. got me drooling, son.
the boring friend : i didn`t wanna follow the shit bag, but hell, it was fun, yo. the girls won`t stop riding me yo.
obnoxious friend : one of them babes was still a virgin, and son, she was taaaaaayeeeeeet, son.
the boring friend : that`s the thing, yo. girls. our best remedy. for enjoyment.
the geek friend : so, how did it feel?
obnoxious friend : shit, son. what do you mean, son? it felt faaaaaaaineeeee, dawg.
the boring friend : wait. have you ever had SEX, yo?
(WAHAHA. traffic light color, again.)
the geek friend : noooo. like, daaaaa. (well, i just put that in to make it look funny.)
obnoxious friend : you must be shitting me, son. you are a disgrace to the male species, son. ain`t no white man, black man, chainese man, or what so ever man, act like a pussy.
the boring friend : yeah, yo. you pussy, yo. this bitch still a virgin, yo. he ain`t one of us. *middle finger.
the geek friend : but my momma will hit me if she knows that i go crashing with women.
obnoxious friend : screw your momma, son. my momma wants me to marry a whore. it`s all about giving, son. give yourself in and the pleasures yours.
the geek friend : *weeps.
and to be accepted in the community of those so-called 'yo, dawg. i'm high like shit, son' friends, he goes to the nearest prostitute centre. been given free condom, lost his virginity and celebrated with his new friends and a sore penis.
2. friends. (the bitches.)
the hottie : like o mai gawd. he so totally took me in, like *shrieks.
the sexy : really, like, oh * shrieks. like, me twooo. my man. was like so damn hot, like sizzling.
the wanna-be : wow. you girls are purrdy.
the hottie : like daaaa. we`re like the beautiful among the others. i mean, our toilet bowl is prettier than bush`s toilet bowl. (she ain`t so smart after all.)
the sexy : and our group is limited. like limited edition limited. (and here`s another dumbass)
the wanna-be : in order to join your group, i have to...
the hottie : lick some b*lls.
the sexy : we don`t take pure white sheets. i mean, pure sheets are sooo pure. (the hell?)
i can`t move on. bitch talking makes my braces ngilu.
3. friends. (the PoKLeNS)
pkln 1 : eHh, BuI. sEmAlaM aQu JuMPa BaBe LaWaa.
pkln 2 : vAnAr baA BuI? gILa, GiAN Qu mEnDaNGaR.
pkln 1 : baA, aQu BaWa KaMu JuMPa Ya. hOt vEraBIsH.
pkln 3 : inDa baiK, bAiK plAnG kAmI vUaT baRaNg bEfAEdAH.
pkln 1 : aPaKaN Qau aNe. bUkAnYa aPa. aNi sEkaJaP sAJa. suRuH Ya bAGi j0B TaRus, BaLeK.
pkln 2 : aWuEhh. gIaN kU DaH nI. laJuTaH. JaNgAnTaH dIBaWa nI. bIar Ya InDa BeKaWaN.
pkln 3 : baAaAa. iKuT kU nI. aSaL SaJa kAmU aDa bAwA cOnDoM. (bey-duuuh.)
4. the root of all evil. and entertainment. TV.
'look, sex education! American pie style! I laaaaaaaaaaikee.'
let`s just say, there are a lot of things that can make you lose your virginity.
it starts with girls going out with guys, wearing thick make up, measuring their breasts and shaving their pubic region. gets horny, and TADAAAAAA, look no more one-cell hymen.
the guys would just go online and go to a porn site where all britney spears, christina aguileras naked photos will be seen and masturbate yourself. wait. that`s considered semi-losing your virginity.
that`s all the crappy things i have to say for today.
enjoy your virginity, baby.
the awesomely horny end.
; jakee.
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