semi-male hormones equivalent to estestrons. pt1.

as i said in my other posts, that my friend ze and i love to talk about kinky stuff about our boyfriends.

here`s the latest one :

(WARNING = to those with weak stomachs and skinzofrenzic, i assure you to leave the page and go on with your life. i mean it. *glares)

scene : school canteen.

damiit : aku gay.

pondanz : aku pun! *high five.

damiit : gila. *smacks pondanz`s ass.

pondanz : awwwww. shoooo chiyuuuut.

damiit : you`re shooo sexaay. mwaah.

bonza : EH, BAIE. SI PONDANZ AKU PUNYA KALIAH. *middle finger.

damiit : za, threesome wah, bui. ngapakan?

bonza : ahh....ehex. kirku kamu saja...bah eh. *smacks damiit`s and pondanz`s ass.

pondanz : bah, za. hold damiit. i`ll take his above, you take his below. *winks.

damiit : oh, baby. now you`ve done it. now i`m turned on.

bonza & pondanz : WHOA. *stares at damiit`s pants.

damiit : come to me, baby!

bonza : eh, bui. did you bring condoms?

damiit : adaaa. the bruneian flavour yooo.

pondanz : umm. is it the XLL, rambutan flavour? *smacks lips.

damiit : nooo. that is your favourite. mine`s the XXXXLLL gajilien and flavoured durian.

bonza : ahaha. -_-"

uncle jay : whot are you guys doing?

damiit : sir, your fly is open.

uncle jay : well, basically, fly open is a trend. it makes people, especially men, turn on much easier.

damiit : *kinks eyebrow.

pondanz : rock on, sir! *smacks uncle jay`s ass and kisses cheeks.

bonza : *eyes stare wide open.

TO BE CONTINUED...

the continuation will be published in ze`s blog.

it`s not the end, baby.

ps. HAHAHA.
pss. ze, this is so awesome. XD