it starts with the joint right here.

the freaky things i crave and the freaky thing i am :

1. i crave for a shorter hair.

2. my classmates thinks i`m weird in every way. -_-"

3. i crave for my hair to be dyed streaks of blue, magenta and red.

4. i used to get an A for my fitness test during form 3. :P

5. i crave for panau. 0_0"

6. i never had panau so i don`t know how every individual, with those fungi, feel when having those cool (haha. i used cool for panau. xp) white patches on their faces.


7. i crave for tobacco.

8. i have asthma since i was thirteen due to my smoking habit.

9. i crave to know why my dad`s side are vertically challenged. i mean, i would had been more taller.

10. i used to smoke. and it wasn`t because i wanna look cool, or cuz i wanna look mature or the other shitty reasons that scientists gives. i smoke because i wanna see smoke being exhaled through my nose. dumb, huh? :S

11. i crave for knowledge. apakan.

12. i used to think that men produce estrogen cuz they are pussies. XD

13. i crave to know who did the first sexual intercourse. (well, it`s obvious who but then i wanna know in details. :p)

14. an ordinary doctor would say i`m healthy but a food specialist would say i have calcium defiency.

15. i crave to taste milk. pure cow milk since i never drank milk my whole life. i mean, really. when i was a few days old, i drank soya bean milk instead of breast milk. 0_o

16. i like short guys. ;)

17. i crave to see pete wentz and ash-nose-job-wannabe-emo divorced.

18. i like the letter J cuz it sounds nice. ohwtf.

19. i crave for chocolate, since i eat it once a month. (awu. aku tau. gila baa. manada orang idup makan coklat skali sebulan. mati kepunan.)

20. i haven`t been talking to my mum since last six months ago. sad, ain`t it?

21. i crave for sii damiit. badly. *snickers.

22. my friends thinks that i`m the youngest in the family cuz aku over manja. but truth is, i`m the eldest.

23. i crave for the discipline committee to stop poking on our asses cuz it`s freakin annoying.

24. school friends calls me kym. first cousins from my dads side calls me nurul. first cousins from my mums side calls me akii. my chinese cousins calls me jakee. tuition teachers calls me hakyme. close friends calls me kimah. only rie and cha calls me petey.

25. i crave for the end of the world to come.

26. i spoke my first malay words when i was ten. pathetic, yes? (fluent malay, i mean.)

27. i crave for an A for my physics. wahaha.

28. my words, which pour out of my mouth, are mostly cacat. my L, R, S and W like landir ahh. shittoes.

29. i crave to wear my retainers.

30. i have to fathers. a daddy and a bapa, which is my uncle. ",

i`m outta ideas so bubye.

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

; jakee.