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HELLO, SCHOOL!
HELLO, HOMEWORK!
HELLO, EXTRACLASSES!
HELLO, PASTYEARPAPERS!
HELLO, ALBERT
HELLO, AISEHARISAHIVY! <3
school reopenes today. whoopdedoo. _l_
tonight`s a boredom. twas raining heavily an hour ago. WAI DA PAK DID YEW STOP RAINING, HUH? i want the smell of fresh rainwater. that utterly weird yet unique smell, somehow, brings me peace and tranquility. ahh. the sovereignity of heart surrounded with only peace and harmony. bless our god.
i saw sii damiit<3 in school. and yeah, he totally made my day. due to his presence, which miracally inspired me, i felt AGAIN at peace. <-- majal bah at peace ku ani. macam inda pernah tenang bah.
he`s my heartbreaker and i love him for that. his heart-breaking and heart-throbing skills made me realise that loving someone hurts and hurting is just a way of showing you love someone so badly.
i love you, damiit. (;
shaken and stirred from the holidays and entered the biology lab. the first question asked was =
nor chua : why isn`t brunei affected by malaria eventhough we are surrounded with countries suffering from malaria.
me : cuz the mosquitoes are disgusted of brunei`s poklen population. <-- which i answered in my head.
i finished my amaths homework during chemistry tuition. and that was rather shocking cuz my hands been itching to write or calculate something from amaths. weird. x_x"
sii damiit<333
i will, one day, tell you about my feelings. the feelings that i held so deeply. the feelings which holds a thousand secrets that will only be revealed after you truly open my heart. <-- 'baie, matitah ko,' i said to myself.
i cried for you. and i didn`t mean to.
nights, fellow bloggers. sweet dreams to you all.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
ps. zeeeeee. you were absent tadi. :/ boring nada kau.
pps. i still feel so sad and uneasy.
FINALLY!
i found my homework and did it in like, what, fifteen minutes? now, that`s just a piece of bish, i tells you.
so spent my last day of holidays, pfft, watching a movie. kungfu panda, to be exact. calee gilerz cetanya. sii tai lung chiyuutz time ya damiit! XD
first of all, i woke up at 9am, and my sister was knocking on my door like crazy. i thought the house was on fire kah, someone accident kah, my grandmother died kah, my cat beranak kah. panya my mum kan bawa liat wayang. skadar. so, at 10.45, we went to Qlapzz Mallz to watch kungfu panda sana. But the movie started at 10. after that, we headed for the mall. we were 15mins late so that guy yang keraja arah ticket movie thing gave us half-price for the tickets. the movie was ansome. <-- new english word. equals with cool.
after that, i went to the kadai yang di luar the cinema, they were having a final sale and ALL ITEMS 50% OFF! Like OMAGAD! the barang sana lawa-lawa! but i only bought a head-band with gold polka-dots.
then, my physics tuition teacher messaged me and told me class was cancelled. i was like 'okay. class cancel. big deal. more time to finish my homework.' then, my friend messaged me and said 'eh, later sii-quiet-a-lot will be having amaths replacement during our physics period.' and i`m like 'FAK! PHYSICS CLASS CANCEL KALIAH. BAIEEE.'
after me tantruming outside the mall, and saw some pu2s, we went home and i slept til 7pm. finished my homework and slept some more.
not bad for the last day of holiday.
HAHA.
oh, sii-damiit. i can`t wait to see you tomorrow.
i miss you. (;
the awesomely ansome end.
; jakee
yes. i`ve been dreading these past few weeks. i mean, especially during the holidays, that i WANT school.
but then, since it`s the last day of the holiday, and the heartthrob is easing away as the clock ticks its way to school time, and there`s this thought that destroyed this beautiful caricature ; i forgot to close the toilet seat this morning. =0
hence, the real story is HOMEWORK.*thousands of different screams are featured in the background of this word.
i forgot where i put them. i mean, seriously, english and malay homework. no big deal. but where are you, you son of a bish, waste of fakeng time.
so, let us put this aside and breath. *inhale. don`t forget to exhale, dammit.
last two nights, malam jumat, my family held a tahlil/doa selamat for the dead. *a moment of silent, please. both of my grandfathers and grandmother. may you three be in peace. amin.
i wasn`t really interested in all the cookings, the setting ups, the cucul, the orang thailand yang usai kem and other fo'shiznits. i cared for sii-mah-faken-hots. <-- fak, bunyi macam cool, skalinya di eja, cawir usulnya.
sii-mah-faken-hots adalah cousin tiri ku dan dia dikategorikan sebagai salah satu makhluk tuhan yang paling hangat. *fak, angau.
HE`S PERFECT! XDDD
vAiE bOiiS, y0u Da HoTz. aHaKzZ.
my cousins banyak yang datang. but sii-mah-faken-hots yang paling perfect. sii-oh-cawer-but-okay was cute too. but ya kaling. (--,") as in hitam. HAHA. sii-emo-tapi-inda pun cute but he`s tall and kaling.
so i broke out a convo with sii-mah-faken-hots punya sister, tiqs.
Tiqs : sapa kau cari, ki?
me : diam, bah, baie. aku mencari abang mu bah, baie.
Tiqs : abang ku? apa kau mau buat arah ya, ki?
me : ehh, shaddap you. abang mu hot wah, baie. baie bah abang mu atu.
Tiqs : abang ku baie? (inda ya pandai paham.)
me : abang mu baie sal ya hot bah, baie.
josh : eh, akii, mama mu...
me : anak baie lari tah ko bah. kan meliat anak baie orang lain pun inda dapat kah, baie? mati tah wah, baie.
(sorry for the misusage of words guys. he was too hot. got me haywired. XPP)
oh yeah! sii-exotic asked me a question about snickers and mars. she told me to pick which one`s better than the other. honestly, babe, i think both of them taste the same what. the only thing is i`m addicted to snickers more than mars. HEHE.
sii damiit<3
i miss you, you oh so cute thing you. X3
thoughts been flying through my head again. now thoughts with words and pictures. like weeeee. *clears throat. words like 'so how will sii damiit<3 look like after the holiday?', 'has he grown any taller?', 'will i see him first tomorrow morning?' or the usual 'baie, meliat mua sii haiseh dgn her half-sized twin, harisah. and their half-blood cousin, ivy. wonder if she got a new haircut?'
told josh about sii-foklen, ehex. and this was our short convo =
josh10 says:
he WHAT?
jakee // thirteen says:
likes me.
josh10 says:
mun ya propose, cana?
jakee // thirteen says:
DULI! REJECT!
jakee // thirteen says:
sii foklen cala hantap.
jakee // thirteen says:
baik plg ku kawin dgn teacher yang fakety fak fak blaaah. (guess who?)
josh10 says:
jan catu ehh.
josh10 says:
sabar. sabar. ingat tuhan.
jakee // thirteen says:
jangantah ko alim ani, dang.
josh10 says:
mbaaah. _l_
jakee // forfor says:
i dont want to like him.
jakee // forfor says:
i will NEVER like him. NEVER!
jakee // forfor says:
cuz i love sii damiit. <-- ooh! a confession! call the press!
jakee // forfor says:
baie.
josh10 says:
just... hold on.
jakee // forfor says:
whaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii?
jakee // forfor says:
*weeps gayishly.
josh10 says:
okaaay. mental.
josh10 says:
cemana usul poklen atu? Hot?
jakee // forfor says:
he has a red bush on his head.
jakee // forfor says:
sexay, eyy?
josh10 says:
-___-"
josh10 says:
okaaay.
josh10 says:
pheeeeewiiiiit.
jakee // forfor says:
gilerz. hotz ehh. turned on ku.
josh10 says:
you made a good point.
jakee // forfor says:
yeahh. like daaa~
josh10 says:
i don`t want my nephews and nieces to have a red bush on their heads!
josh10 says:
i mean, its better for our family to have bulu kaki tabal than red bushes on our heads.
josh10 says:
='0
jakee // forfor says:
kan mati gila baie.
wow. look at the time. 1:02 in the morning. and here i am, still awake, updating my blog, chatting to tiqz and thinking of sii damiit.
damiit<33
loves you.
:)
good morning and sweet dreams.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
so tonight, after being encouraged by rie, finally, i found my actual brain to resume on blogging and fly to barbietopia.
life`s been....icky. <-- by which i mean boring and shizholes much. too many things had happened during the holidays. sii exotic, sii prattle-a-lot and sii stare-a-lot (by means of ze, rie and cha), i mish you all vravishly. hati qu verkechamuk memikir kamu.
tak dafat qu menunggu tuk vuqa skul. aqu lopxx kamu smua.
ehex.
sooo, since social life is being locked away from me and the key being swallowed whole by my parents, after they shared and cut it to pieces for dinner, the only place i semi-socialize, now is during tuition. being so ecstatic and kiddish there, besides me in the shower, hell of things been freakin me out this lately.
like mc hammer freak.
since it`s the holidays, i won`t be meeting sii damiit<3, which is so heartbreaking, eventhough he is my heartbreaker. so i was insearch for a substitute to ease my heartthrob, ONLY for the holidays, and so i THINK i found ONE in tuition. (note to sii exotic, vukan sii foklen ah. vaie vanar toh.)
not really a substitute. HAHA. like he`s more to an eye-candy. like the hot cooteo. seriously, i don`t know what i`m talking about. but he`s actually cute. (vravishly. ahakz) i ain`t got a nick for him, yet. for now, it`s sii quiet-a-lot. pacaah.
sii-quiet-a-lot is okay lahh. he`s considered the above average. meaning cutecute. haha. but then, i never really spoke to him, besides goodbye-ing him. but he`s okay. but pendiam. <-- duh. mun udah namanya sii-quiet-a-lot.
so very much a cute dork. ehex. so gay ehh. but sii damiit<3 is alot cuter than sii-quiet-a-lot. uhukz. vanar vaa.
now, the latest, sii-poklen aka foklen aka brunei`s cala aka heZ n0t RaGaDzZzZzZ aka sii-malastah-ku-ingau. a tuition mate of mine in chemistry class. i got to say brunei`s poklen population are increasing. drastically. it also means people are getting more dumber. (note : i don`t like this guy. FoKLeN aHhZz aHakZz) truth is i don`t like. i loathe. i deteste. i hate. mentally, physically, sexually, gayishly (the hell?) and most of all, heartly. <-- cala.
and he likes me. (this news is so shocking. please give a moment of silence.) *silence. <-- baie. macam ada orang mati tah pulang.
and i`m writing this in the blog cuz rie and cha told me to do so.
honestly, i HATE him. i HATE poklen-ians. i HATE their LaNgUaNgE yAnGz CalAzZ aTo. i HATE them being wannabes. I JUST SO EFFIN HATE HIM. his ride is so, what the poklen-ians would say, RaGaDzZz. KiJaNgzZz KaLiAhzZzZz KeWlzZzZz.
sii-quiet-a-lot is waaaaaaaaay cuter than sii-foklen. <-- i`d say that`s a no-brainer, said rie.
but like what some very lost and educated might always say 'what happens in tuition, stays in tuition.'
damiit<333
sii exotic knighted me few weeks ago. 'i thub thee the most important of all. the vulgar one.' translation 'kym, ko vulgar.' i`m touched. it was so official. it was when the sun was high above our heads. on the telephone. stinky cuz of our morning breath. the static on the phone. cool-ness. most of all, no swish-swash knives or old stinkin women which calls themselves as queen of that-oh-so-lame-country. *HAHAHA. shiznits.
time`s running out. i gots stuff to do. shizhole.
haha. later.
the awesomely boring end.
; jakee
i miss the guys.
:)
i heartly endorse the guys that i love cuz i love them as they will always be loved by me who loves them.
i miss them.
but apaan. haha. kes boring.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
sorry, my fellow do0ders. for not updating. seriously, i`ve been busy and been slacking my arse off.
so updates.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
*thinks hard til brain cells explodes.
well, during the holidays, the amount of food consumption per day is increasing. i don`t know why and how much.
this is my yesterday`s menu :
breadfast : me and two of my cousins, josh and rai, ate three bowls of ice-cream and drank coke and sprite. josh had a brain-freeze so he was dead for like an hour and a half before we called my amah to harass him.
brunch : we were hungry again so we ate another bowl of ice-cream, three packets of oreo and lots of water. i was really dehydrated due to the oreo but it was nyummy.
lunch : it`s the holidays, so i cook lunch. and yes, i can see you with your 'i can`t believe you can cook' look. the usual three meal on the table. two protein and veggies with rice. josh commented the chicken was a little spicy. rai said i should be a chef but i declined her idea. haha.
afternoon snacks : after fighting evil with my fellow cousins, breaking bones and hearing wannabe guardmen scream like pussies in PS3, we devoured six tins of pringles. i like the baked potato one. deee-licious.
dinner : the usual, a type of cereal, and last night was froot loops. And NOOO, i did not ate mine with milk! (EURRGGHH!) i had my cereal with the decent soya bean. my cousins ate theirs with milk. and after of two hours of josh, showing off and dreaming of his face being on cereal boxes, although i prefer it on pregnancy test boxes, we went to sleep.
midnight snack : a nasi katok. YES. brunei`s number one favourite, not to mention killer of healthy diet. there was nothing to eat since we devoured every simple snack we had, so we went to the nearest nasi katok stall. josh bought three and said he was born with two stomach. and i added no brains to that.
dusk snack : we didn`t eat. we just drank. drank coke and sprite. what i mean coke and sprite is we mix em and drank em. and sprite is a catalyst for me, so i was high. high and hyper. wahahaha.
and yeah, the cycle goes on and on. unhealthy food. bad. but i just can`t resist. hunger rate is also an increase when it comes to the holidays.
fak.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
i haven`t updated much.
too lazy, yoooo.
hehe.
enjoy the last week of holiday.
:)
; jakee.
hey, guys. i`ll be inactive for a few weeks so don`t worry i`ll be back. *insert arnold swhathisname tone.
ps. ze, cha, rie. i`ll miss not chatting with you guys.
pps. to the poklens reading this blog, fUcK yEw, uHuKzZ, bItChEs.
ppps. to the local n00bs from the city of n00brians, go suck balls, n00bies. *middle finger.
ppps. i love you, sii damiit. (;
the awesomely fucking beginning.
; Jakee Li Jak-Yi. <-- bish, look! my full chinese and pre-english chainese name!
yes, fellow friends.
as an ordinary human, i find my simplicity as a alto-relievo. i maybe an anathema, at it` the animadversion that matters. yes. it is. blather, i say. you won`t even notice that i look so cadaverous.
i am voluptious towards this being. and i have this avarice feeling in myself, evolving, so murderous, yet so beautiful to settle.
begorra, i moan. you make zeitgeist to another fantasy, so whimsical yet so void. he maybe the root of my happiness, zealot. he looks like a whipster, but notice that his looks has an ambiguity meaning?
a huis clos, i watch him. he express no alack. but no amity ever surfaced, which brokened me from within.
vivat, god! vivat, lord! vivat, to all!
i will somehow decimate the lack of warmth in me, duress, i tell you. i want to emancipate from this fag, which some refers to as 'waiting'.
you are my resplendent soul.
and i love you for it.
all the derision shall be lacked.
as for that, so long, my precious.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
hello, fellow bloggers. today i awoke from my 45mins of sleep. boy, last night was all about driving cars and shooting old men with stupidly big shotgun.the world of PS3 rawks. (OH YEAH. LIKE WHAAA.)
my hands been itching since last night due to my allergies of wanting to blog about a superficial matter, which some people will think, 'oh, like daaaa. i`m sooo not totally in that. like whu`everrr.'
virginity. say it with me veeeeeeeeer-jiiiiiiiiiii-niiiiiiiii-tiiiiiiiiii. (not exaggerating.)
and so, virginity. *coughcough* to those yang terasa sudah ter *coughcough* baik tah betaubat. everyone has a virginity. it happens only once. you it had since you were born. so check tia, haha. but will lose it whenever you *coughcough* have SEX. (baie. HAHA. traffic light color.)
in order to know that you`re a virgin, a one-cell hymen must be present. yes. It`s thickness is only one-cell thick. so if you accidentally poke yourself when you`re in the toilet or your friend was poking you, but instead she poked down THERE, then BYEBYE, VIRGINITY. you won`t grow it back. which is so BOOHOO, to those yang nada virginity, except yang already married. (BLAAAAAAAH.)
some people thinks that wearing a condom (fahlooys. balloon.) will still keep the one-cell hymen intact. but, noooo. those people needs to farted in the face, mahn. i know this topic is a wee-bit to open, but wha`da hell, bish. my blog.
it`s all about poking it, baby.
-quote by jakee razak.
these are some ways you can lose your itsy bitsy little hymen =
1. friends. (the men)
obnoxious friend : yo, dawg. last night, i was high, yo.
the boring friend : yo, homie. i was high, too. we be hangin in the babes place.
the geek friend : hello, fellow friends. i can see you`re enjoying yourself. give me the story.
obnoxious friend : yo, son. it was tight, son. that girl. her curve, nice, son. got me drooling, son.
the boring friend : i didn`t wanna follow the shit bag, but hell, it was fun, yo. the girls won`t stop riding me yo.
obnoxious friend : one of them babes was still a virgin, and son, she was taaaaaayeeeeeet, son.
the boring friend : that`s the thing, yo. girls. our best remedy. for enjoyment.
the geek friend : so, how did it feel?
obnoxious friend : shit, son. what do you mean, son? it felt faaaaaaaineeeee, dawg.
the boring friend : wait. have you ever had SEX, yo?
(WAHAHA. traffic light color, again.)
the geek friend : noooo. like, daaaaa. (well, i just put that in to make it look funny.)
obnoxious friend : you must be shitting me, son. you are a disgrace to the male species, son. ain`t no white man, black man, chainese man, or what so ever man, act like a pussy.
the boring friend : yeah, yo. you pussy, yo. this bitch still a virgin, yo. he ain`t one of us. *middle finger.
the geek friend : but my momma will hit me if she knows that i go crashing with women.
obnoxious friend : screw your momma, son. my momma wants me to marry a whore. it`s all about giving, son. give yourself in and the pleasures yours.
the geek friend : *weeps.
and to be accepted in the community of those so-called 'yo, dawg. i'm high like shit, son' friends, he goes to the nearest prostitute centre. been given free condom, lost his virginity and celebrated with his new friends and a sore penis.
2. friends. (the bitches.)
the hottie : like o mai gawd. he so totally took me in, like *shrieks.
the sexy : really, like, oh * shrieks. like, me twooo. my man. was like so damn hot, like sizzling.
the wanna-be : wow. you girls are purrdy.
the hottie : like daaaa. we`re like the beautiful among the others. i mean, our toilet bowl is prettier than bush`s toilet bowl. (she ain`t so smart after all.)
the sexy : and our group is limited. like limited edition limited. (and here`s another dumbass)
the wanna-be : in order to join your group, i have to...
the hottie : lick some b*lls.
the sexy : we don`t take pure white sheets. i mean, pure sheets are sooo pure. (the hell?)
i can`t move on. bitch talking makes my braces ngilu.
3. friends. (the PoKLeNS)
pkln 1 : eHh, BuI. sEmAlaM aQu JuMPa BaBe LaWaa.
pkln 2 : vAnAr baA BuI? gILa, GiAN Qu mEnDaNGaR.
pkln 1 : baA, aQu BaWa KaMu JuMPa Ya. hOt vEraBIsH.
pkln 3 : inDa baiK, bAiK plAnG kAmI vUaT baRaNg bEfAEdAH.
pkln 1 : aPaKaN Qau aNe. bUkAnYa aPa. aNi sEkaJaP sAJa. suRuH Ya bAGi j0B TaRus, BaLeK.
pkln 2 : aWuEhh. gIaN kU DaH nI. laJuTaH. JaNgAnTaH dIBaWa nI. bIar Ya InDa BeKaWaN.
pkln 3 : baAaAa. iKuT kU nI. aSaL SaJa kAmU aDa bAwA cOnDoM. (bey-duuuh.)
4. the root of all evil. and entertainment. TV.
'look, sex education! American pie style! I laaaaaaaaaaikee.'
let`s just say, there are a lot of things that can make you lose your virginity.
it starts with girls going out with guys, wearing thick make up, measuring their breasts and shaving their pubic region. gets horny, and TADAAAAAA, look no more one-cell hymen.
the guys would just go online and go to a porn site where all britney spears, christina aguileras naked photos will be seen and masturbate yourself. wait. that`s considered semi-losing your virginity.
that`s all the crappy things i have to say for today.
enjoy your virginity, baby.
the awesomely horny end.
; jakee.
as i said in my other posts, that my friend ze and i love to talk about kinky stuff about our boyfriends.
here`s the latest one :
(WARNING = to those with weak stomachs and skinzofrenzic, i assure you to leave the page and go on with your life. i mean it. *glares)
scene : school canteen.
damiit : aku gay.
pondanz : aku pun! *high five.
damiit : gila. *smacks pondanz`s ass.
pondanz : awwwww. shoooo chiyuuuut.
damiit : you`re shooo sexaay. mwaah.
bonza : EH, BAIE. SI PONDANZ AKU PUNYA KALIAH. *middle finger.
damiit : za, threesome wah, bui. ngapakan?
bonza : ahh....ehex. kirku kamu saja...bah eh. *smacks damiit`s and pondanz`s ass.
pondanz : bah, za. hold damiit. i`ll take his above, you take his below. *winks.
damiit : oh, baby. now you`ve done it. now i`m turned on.
bonza & pondanz : WHOA. *stares at damiit`s pants.
damiit : come to me, baby!
bonza : eh, bui. did you bring condoms?
damiit : adaaa. the bruneian flavour yooo.
pondanz : umm. is it the XLL, rambutan flavour? *smacks lips.
damiit : nooo. that is your favourite. mine`s the XXXXLLL gajilien and flavoured durian.
bonza : ahaha. -_-"
uncle jay : whot are you guys doing?
damiit : sir, your fly is open.
uncle jay : well, basically, fly open is a trend. it makes people, especially men, turn on much easier.
damiit : *kinks eyebrow.
pondanz : rock on, sir! *smacks uncle jay`s ass and kisses cheeks.
bonza : *eyes stare wide open.
TO BE CONTINUED...
the continuation will be published in ze`s blog.
it`s not the end, baby.
ps. HAHAHA.
pss. ze, this is so awesome. XD
'i`m not gay. it`s just the inner me that says that i`m gay. and i, frankly, agree with it.'
- pete wentz.
i guess this blog needs my daily updates. but seriously, i abhor the fact that i`m still lifeless.
yesterday : no class! YEAH. we had this poetry competition and inter-house drama competition before and after break. so it was practically a full day.
poetry competition : it was somehow okay. i don`t have a passion in poetry. so i was mostly semi-dead at that time. most of the act was about romeo and juliet, which was just *rolls eyes. the little red riding hood was a *thumbs up. i laughed mostly when the grandmother fell. effin cool. and the rest was so and so.
the boyfriend, sii damiit was having his exams. so i was kinda down. hehe. *winkwink.
inter-house drama competition : it was AWESOME! laksamana was okay. i just don`t understand the candle part. g-qul was an awesome actor. *beat it.
hulubalang`s drama was also AWESOME, too! my ex slash cousin, mr.assistant aka perasan hensem was in that drama. i liked the part where they put out the fire. paloooys. it was DAMN FUNNY. but then, the messages were little.
the drama that i like the most panglima. their drama was EFFIN EFFIN EFFIN AWESOME AND COOLIOO! i mean, the message was so clear. their expression and imagination was so wild! the BESTBEST EVER! that i rate 10/10!
pahlawan`s was *coughcough. sorry to say, *sigh. no message. no understatement. so sorry, i don`t know. but the actors/actresses were good! seriously! except for auzee. *smirks.
but overall, i got to see the boyfriend!
ze and shar missed half of the drama cuz they were attending a forum. but at least they got to see our master jedi toyol on stage. (:
today : lame. lame. lame. i didn`t go to sleep cuz sibuk melayan ps3. HAHAHA. YES! I`m a ps3 addict! i played from 6pm til 7am kali. then, at 9am, i got add maths tuition. kusut jua ku tu. then, the whole day was just nothing.
i miss you, damiit.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
s'agapo, agapi mou.
i wish for god to understand me.
profaners of this anger.
he maybe small, but he`s the man.
hey, tear catcher.
i have an ugly so-called fringe.
je t'adore, mon garçon.
imma miss you.
and yes, being emo changes everything.
loves.
the awesomely crappy end.
; jakee.
my boyfriend.
sii damiit.
and i love him.
ze`s boyfriend.
bonza.
and she`s obsessed with him.
ze and i love to talk about them. cuz we love them. at random times, we think about them. cuz we love them. and at sometimes, we talk something kinky about them. cuz we effin love them.
and one of our kinky conversation is this :
bonza : thanks for the blowjob. *thumbs up.
damiit : thanks for gaying me up. *winks.
bonza : *lick lips.
damiit : i maybe small, but i`m a man.
bonza : *kinks eyebrow.
damiit : it maybe small, but it`ll whoa you. *points down THERE.
bonza : i never said it was small.
damiit : oh baby, don`t tease me. now i`m turned on. *that THING goes up.
bonza : whoa. *coughs.
that`s why we love you guys.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
ps. oh, ze. what would you do without them?
pps. shoooo chiyuuut. (;
ppps. i love you, ze.
pppps. i feel so gay typing lots of ps`s but it feel cool.
hello fellow bloggers.
and yes, today i will use simple english as i am kinda osentatious with someones caricature in my head.
update. update. update.
i love you, damit.
today : our class, my beloved MA5E were passing by the pu2 classrooms. and when we came upon our master jedi toyol`s class, he wasn`t there. so we moved on to our class. then, out of the bloom, our master came from the corner.
so it`s like this domino thing. ze and shar were the first to laugh, then the guys and me. from the back to front. ben was nudging me, saying toyol.
i said out our master`s name and hazwan was 'shhh. tedangar ya karang.' and i`m 'oh. ya tau dah.'
it was so funny!
i mean, i didn`t know the whole class knew about it. i thought it was between the girls only.
before that, our chemistry teacher was absent. she`s pregnant, and preggers are often busy with their stuff. so chemistry was a free period and i was with alif aka the gigglerthe whole period. ben thought that i was having a thing for alif cuz i was touching his hair. but i said that in order for me to like alif, alif has to be abit more masculine-like. not saying he`s too feminine. but he`s alif, my gay friend. (:
speaking of absent, sii damiit was absent, too. :( that totally broke my heart. it was a devastating day. so slow and sleepy. so i resorted to cooteo, the beautiful caricature, but then, the heart does not beat that much as much as it beats for sii damiit.
ieffinloveyou.
as for the rest of the afternoon, i overslept. was suppose to rest my eyes from two to three. but i woke up at four. physics tuition was cancelled again. at least, i have enough time to finish my overdue bio homework.
well, that`s todays update.
THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.
; jakee.
my veritable boyfriend drove himself to school today.
you`re so mature now.
=')
i love you.
; jakee.
i guess i`m saying this in a bravado way, but i don`t think this will revamp anybody`s disorders.
you make me so effin inane towards you.
i love you.
(;
these few days kept be awake during the early nights. i just can`t stop thinking of you. it`s rather clandestine, yes. i try to not deceit myself of the feeling, that somehow emerged by itself.
tis is a fait accompli. it`s a fag but i have to persist with it.
i am masochistic. i know it`s rather sad, since i am a cryptic person. it`s a tyranny, keeping every absurd thing to myself, cutting loose my skin, and letting red blood pour out.
i'll prattle everything about you. from your perfection to faults. repugnant is a sin.
I wished that we met in a cabaret. it would had been so succulent, disconsteous toward every other being, besides the two of us. if there even is an US. i will never evict myself from this incoherency life.
niggle me, i say. it won`t work. i resent true facts. i forgot to allude that i am semi-dead by now.
yes. i know i`m pathetic. but at the same time, stunning. that goes for my babes, too.
i am very forion with him. myself. everybody. i don`t think my heart can be resurent. even after broken into thousands of pieces.
i love you, oh you.
the unawesome fucking end.
; jakee.
to elucidate some things that i somehow wanna represent in here.
liking you was a faux pas. i regretted it as you are my heart breaker, baby.
here are some statements that i think i should allude to absolve myself from any other misunderstanding.
it`s rather brusque, i say, talking about something sombre. i know some might think my language are major but some might not.
i am interminably in love with a midget. equivocations. midgets are a trend now. hobbits are....an interest, i guess. i tried to emancipate my feelings from being conspicuous to other alluring being. but the heart always wins.
i love this guy, who i think, prattles about being as tall as michael jordan. harlequin much, i had my crocodile tears whenever he passes by. or maybe it`s just me being all pernickety. i abhor solutions. yes. fatous. it`s not a sagacious thing but i love you. my heart is ostentatious with you. i indulge you deeply.
my friend has the same obsession as i do. but then, it`s hard to allude her feelings since she moved on from a midget to a hobbit. seriously, hun, i don`t like toyol. you should ask the question to yourself about our friend, rusty.
:)
crestfallen by those feelings that you made me evolve in myself. oh, i love you.
i was in a convalescent state few months back. and cha made me remember something i resent.
to make it quick, zach,the smart, cheeky dork. you stole the one i used to adore and left me hanging, suicidal much. mama crap, you hate me cuz i`m your ex`s ex. and here`s the shit, bitch, i don`t like you, too, perky midget. and narcist, oh god, you think you`re so effin hot. effin hot, my arse. your beauty equalize with the toilet bowl. he`s mineeee. _|_
asphyxiate by you, very forion about loving you.
i am exuberant with others but then, it`s just so depressing, simpleton feelings keep cutting me to pieces, oblivious of my current status. veritable as which i think will always be forever.
you will always be my breath taking, soul tearing, eyes watering, heart breaker, baby.
it`s the sincere 'i love you' that makes the ferceptive in this case.
i love you.
:'D
the awesomely ignoble end.
; jakee razak.
happy birthday, pete wentz.
i love youuuu.
- jakee.
my minds slithers so far from me.
i have a mind of my own.
i love you, oh dearest one.
i know i may find liking you is a major mistake.
but i`m only human.
it`s like being a chemist and you`re trying to cure cancer. but you end up producing viagra.
those shitzits.
i find the gods creation magnificient. so beautiful yet so mellow.
it looks like a mirage. but...
i can`t move on. too tired.
*sigh.
the freaky things i crave and the freaky thing i am :
1. i crave for a shorter hair.
2. my classmates thinks i`m weird in every way. -_-"
3. i crave for my hair to be dyed streaks of blue, magenta and red.
4. i used to get an A for my fitness test during form 3. :P
5. i crave for panau. 0_0"
6. i never had panau so i don`t know how every individual, with those fungi, feel when having those cool (haha. i used cool for panau. xp) white patches on their faces.
7. i crave for tobacco.
8. i have asthma since i was thirteen due to my smoking habit.
9. i crave to know why my dad`s side are vertically challenged. i mean, i would had been more taller.
10. i used to smoke. and it wasn`t because i wanna look cool, or cuz i wanna look mature or the other shitty reasons that scientists gives. i smoke because i wanna see smoke being exhaled through my nose. dumb, huh? :S
11. i crave for knowledge. apakan.
12. i used to think that men produce estrogen cuz they are pussies. XD
13. i crave to know who did the first sexual intercourse. (well, it`s obvious who but then i wanna know in details. :p)
14. an ordinary doctor would say i`m healthy but a food specialist would say i have calcium defiency.
15. i crave to taste milk. pure cow milk since i never drank milk my whole life. i mean, really. when i was a few days old, i drank soya bean milk instead of breast milk. 0_o
16. i like short guys. ;)
17. i crave to see pete wentz and ash-nose-job-wannabe-emo divorced.
18. i like the letter J cuz it sounds nice. ohwtf.
19. i crave for chocolate, since i eat it once a month. (awu. aku tau. gila baa. manada orang idup makan coklat skali sebulan. mati kepunan.)
20. i haven`t been talking to my mum since last six months ago. sad, ain`t it?
21. i crave for sii damiit. badly. *snickers.
22. my friends thinks that i`m the youngest in the family cuz aku over manja. but truth is, i`m the eldest.
23. i crave for the discipline committee to stop poking on our asses cuz it`s freakin annoying.
24. school friends calls me kym. first cousins from my dads side calls me nurul. first cousins from my mums side calls me akii. my chinese cousins calls me jakee. tuition teachers calls me hakyme. close friends calls me kimah. only rie and cha calls me petey.
25. i crave for the end of the world to come.
26. i spoke my first malay words when i was ten. pathetic, yes? (fluent malay, i mean.)
27. i crave for an A for my physics. wahaha.
28. my words, which pour out of my mouth, are mostly cacat. my L, R, S and W like landir ahh. shittoes.
29. i crave to wear my retainers.
30. i have to fathers. a daddy and a bapa, which is my uncle. ",
i`m outta ideas so bubye.
THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.
; jakee.
the things:
1. the three days holidays rock.
2. i miss sii damiit.
3. i spained my wrist few weeks ago.
4. pete wentz is married but not to me, dammit.
5. i got an A for my english topical test. HARHAR.
6. i hadn`t sleep for three days straight.
7. i miss rie.
8. i still find gays unique.
9. my cousins and i partied in a futsal field til 6am.
10. both of my arms look unequal due to my clumsy doing.
11. fall out boy is still my all-time favourite band.
12. i love physics.
13. let`s burn asses. :D
14. i love you, damiit.
15. my record for not having credit and not going online is two weeks.
16. i used to be a left-handed.
17. i hate ashlee simpson.
18. teacher nor chua inda marah tadi time ya bagi our test paper. (freaky :s)
19. i find guys who are vertically challenged cute. (some. xp)
20.
i am so tired and sleepy.
21. i mocked a pontianak during the party.
22. i think my kitten, maguira, is the cutest little thing. :)
23. i broke a nail so i won`t get caught by the discipline committee.
24. pete wentz is gonna have a baby, but he ain`t gonna have it with me. shittoes.
25. i like using baddong as an adjective. (bad + wrong. ketara jua tu meliat kung pow.)
26. damiit.<3
27. i hate the nerd in my chemisty tuition class.
28. i think jon togo and eric szmanda are effin hot.
29. i suffered penyakit of not-looking-and-spying-sii-damiit-and-this-made-me-mental-cuz-i-freakin-miss-him syndrome for the past four days.
30. sir albert thinks i`m sick.
THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.
; jakee.
