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s'agapo, agapi mou.
i slept around 2am last night. was busy chatting with buzz and was also looking for very hot pictures of ♥nikola karabatic in the internet. found rather disturbing blogs that contained pornography but THANK GOD they weren`t about niko. pheww. ghamoto french people. ee (I in greek) think they are so disgusting.
so in the morning, i woke up at 6am. came to school at 7.10am, then i heard the announcement saying that ada assembly. i'm like skila kali, my nails are like long. kan escape cam malas. skata banar tah. that left me cursing till i came to the audi. so when i came there, it was the usual boring mockery from mommy and also mama. pfft. we love youuu. mwahmwahmwah. chayanxx our mommyss. national anthem, school song, speech and more boring teachers speech. salta gamisu, goumari. it`s really fun cursing someone in another language. ;)
then class. maths d free period. she was again, pissed off. biology, nor chua taught us inheritence. i was kinda worrying my ass off cuz i didn`t finish my homework. but good thing, no body tagured her about it. then physics, sir chok cutted his finger cuz i played with scissors. then, i skipped school. HAHA. ESCAPE WOOOO nada dehh. i had orthodontist appointment. so i skipped english and economics. came back at 12.40pm. both malay and chemistry were free period. <-- paloi baik plg ku balek tuu. sudah gigi ku sakit. ishhh. nyasaaal. =/
the library was closed cuz orang form5 already started oral. so we hung out at the concourse. memalui. talking crap. talking about porn. talking about our beloved school, braces and many more.
then, we were talking about majin and snickers. we were just imagining on the night the pu1 farewell party, majin was using a striped shirt and the pu`s taught it was si snickers and they started poking her boobs and asking her about her voice and all. siok laah. by the way, snickers looked grimaso superb on the night. 8)
then, homeeeee.
was kinda sick. so i slept through the whole evening till the morning.
harhar. headache.
the awesomely grimaso end.
; jakee
i`m only doing this cuz i`m forced to do this. the hell. this post is for a close yet so annoying friend of mine. i know you want a post about you, but i just can`t find the words to truly express every memory i had with you. all i can say now is that i'll miss you, babe. yours truly here, wants to thank you for every help you've given me for the past few years. you, buzz and sya are the best seniors ever. :) and imma miss those days where i'd intercept in your conversation and say random stuff, while you give your 'whatever, kym. *rolls eyes.' look. ahh. those times. too bad those times cannot be replayed as you guys are not going to be in the same school, the school that made us meet each other in the first place. i just wanna say i`m sorry if i ever hurt you, haha, but you`re fun to mock. you like to fight back and we end up laughing at each other.
i know you wouldn't expect yours truly to be so sensitive and yes, you heard me cry on the phone when i broke my promise to buzz and saw me cry at school when i thought of buzz and you leaving me, not seeing you guys in school anymore. it is heartbreaking. everytime i see you in school, waiting for the day you`re gonna leave us, keeping your sadness inside, i break. i feel so sad. it just won`t feel the same anymore. thank you. thank you, muizzah zakaria for everything. do your best. keep in touch. aim for something higher, be the best and don`t forget to get laid, yeahh. :P imma miss you bish, so come back.
take care of buzz. she keeps going to the brothel ahh. tell her to bring protection ah. HAHAHA. i`ll miss you all.
loves, kym. xoxo. (;
p.s oh yeah, if you`re planning to come back, minta kirimkan an english gigolo. xD
♥niko.
today is thursday. cca day.
BORING.
especially when it`s the non-sport cca day. pfft. arts, crafts and batik painting. *thumbs down. me and rabs told teacher masnah to release us cuz we had computer project. rabs was telling the truth. i was practically just playing the truth with her. HARHAR. computer project but i`m an economics student. handal me ane. ehexehexehex. XD
before cca, or before the school started, i woke up at 4.03am due to my handymsn wailing for my attention. when i went to see who clicked, it was shar. she thought i was awake cuz my nick was j ; nk. blogging. but i was ASLEEP and i FORGOT to change my nick. shar, you owe me an hour of sleep, bebeh.
so slept after saying goodbye and woke up at 6am. came to school at 7.11am. additional maths was the same. boring and always will be boring. after that, we had half an hour of physics and maths d. then, english. it was a good thing we had the senior english reading room today, i can sleep. so i did. i read a bit of neil gaiman`s fragile things and doze off a few minutes after that. surely, i was only half-asleep. i can`t be fully asleep or i`ll get a beautiful sensation from the truly best, albert with his nice chocolate cadbury cover pencil box.
we had cca after that. teacher masnah approved our permission to release us from cca. phewww. HAHA. so we went to MA5C. while she was doing her project, i was introducing ♥nikola karabatic to her. and she drooled, mahn. like omagad. chiyuutz kaliahzz.
went home at 12.30pm. malay class was cancelled. and now i`m here blogging.
And also this morning aku tersasul wah. i said eh jubur mu kaling. arah sii rabs. and she replied "manada. jubur ku melayu kaliah. ehexehex." me and ze were laughing so hard. like lameeeee.
i guess i`ll end it here. i wanna sleep skajap.
♥nikola karabatic.
the awesomely futre end.
; jakee.
i`ve been dead alright.
here`s the freakin update, by yours truly.
the qualifyings over and i`ve been dreading these few weeks. well, make it exactly three days. been dreading about the end of olympics :(
i was so uptight with the olympics. i really LOVE it. i`m ADDICTED to the olympics. i feel rather overwhelmed cuz it was the best ever thing i ever saw and i didn`t get to see the opening. I MEAN SHIT, THE OPENING WAS THE AWESOME-EST AND I FUCKING MISSED IT. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak. :(
i fell in love
♥
i mean, in love with an olympian who did very very very very very well in the olympics. and every time i see on tv, performing his best in the olympics, my eyes swell and my heart beats. ohh, baby.
his name is
nikola karabatic.
i first saw him during france`s handball match against america. i was mesmerized by his 7m throw. i like the way his body moves whenever he runs. i like the way he jumps whenever he throws the ball. i like it when he screams with pride whenever his quarry block him. i like it when he smiles after scoring the ball. i like his very beautiful body. *oh crap. i`m drooling. the thing i like about him the most is his abs. i can imagine it now. him, throwing the ball, with force, letting the jersey stick to his skin, forming a beautiful pattern which is so heart-melting. ohhhhhhhh. caer me kaliahhz. like vravishly.
ILOVETHEEUROPEANS
nikola karabatic.he was born on 11th april 1984. he`s a croasian, serbian.(sp?) casually know as niko or kara. shit. so young. he`s frenchman. he started playing handball at the age of 6, if i`m not mistaken. he first went into the spotlight in the year 2000. he`s with the THW Kiel of German. he was and is the best left-back player since 2003. and this year is his third gold since the olympics. his father is a goal-keeper for a french football team. his brother is a famous tennis player, luka kabatic and his mother is an artist. he is still a student and his jersey number for the olympics is always #13. <-- WOOOO THAT`S MY JERSEY NUMBER TOOOOO EHEX EHEX EHEX. because of him, his frequent throws during the game (and also good defending skills by the goal keeper, thierry omeyer, handal ni ya aneee. he defended 9/10 balls.) his beautiful 7m throws finally led france to the winning champ, obtaining a gold for the men`s handball team. <-- very inspiring. i love him. 8) the abs mostly.
besides, france, i also supported brazil in most of the categories. congratulation to those who wins. here, a token of proudness from yours truly. _l_ this is for the winners. cherish what`s best, baby. especially you nikola karabatic, the IT guy, for now.
sorry, i can`t upload his picture. stupid connection. anyways, nikola ain`t that cute. his brother is hotter. but i still prefer nikola, though. HAHA.
i can`t wait for the next olympics. i want to get a scholarship after A level and watch the olympics in london. <-- good idea, bebeh.
after few weeks, not updating the blog, wasting time doing nothing, not watching heavily lust porn or going online, finally i am updating my blog. and i hope you`re happy with it. so just shut up and just read whatever i`m doing.
i'll stop here as i am already sleepy.
good night.
the awesomely ficken end.
sorry, i haven`t been posting new updates about my oh-so-boring life.
it`s my qualifying week.
so i`ll be busy.
won`t be here much.
; jakee.
ps. lif, i`m sorry. i never meant for it to become like this. =/
girl: father, i have sinned by calling a man son of a bitch.
priest: why did you call him by that wretched phrase?
girl: because he touched my hand.
priest: (he touched her hand) there`s no need to call him that.
girl: and he touched my breast.
priest: (he touched her breast) there`s no need to call him that.
girl: and he undressed me.
priest: (he undressed her) there`s no need to call him that.
girl: and he put his you know what in me.
priest: (he put his you know what in her) like that?
girl: YES, FATHER! YES, FATHER! YES, FATHER!
priest: (after a few minutes) there`s no need calling him that.
girl: but he has AIDS.
priest: THAT SON OF A BITCH!
ahaha. nice onee. :D
this post is dedicated to sii tinggi cuz ya tinggi. <-- apaan. baie.
stupid jua ehh. them neighbours karaoke-ing. buruk banar. it`s 12+ for god sake! shaddap! mentang-mentang anak mu kawin. AAAARRRRGGGHHH!
the awesomely lame end.
; jakee.
mamasémamasamamaqumsa.
look at what i can do with my feet.
friday night is so shitty. live vravishly, beb.
today : woke up at 6.30am cuz my amah knocked on my door. she was looking for my sister but i said she was in parents room. then, i slept til 8am. i was chatting with baz and also spying arah my neighbour`s son. X) after oggling for about 0.13131313seconds, i took a shower and got ready for tuition. for breakfast, i ate cornflakes with soya bean milk. *note to all readers; I`M ALLERGIC TO MILK. but the soya bean yang my mum beli yang kurang manis, which taste like water, so i pinched a little bit of sugar in it. then, the cornflake was heaven. 8)
went to tuition at 9.15am. addmaths was okaaay. i got the highest mark for the last test! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! <-- kes sakai. --,"
at 12pm, my mum picked me up and told me to buy chicken at SKH. sana the chicken half price. so layan lahh. boring. no hot people to look at. wawawawa.
i didn`t eat til 8pm. was having a bad mood. then, my dad knocked on my door. he wanted to borrow my calculator and he told me he`s going to kb with my mum and aniqah (my youngest sister.) so after 9hours doing nothing, (tried to study but can`t concentrate) here i am blogging.
this monday is our written exam. and i think i`m not afraid. i don`t have the slightest feeling of being worry or anxious. i don`t why.
AND, i just noticed that my legs are pale. like pale vravish. oh god! i`m dead! *slaps self. i take it back. i felt that.
AND, the best place to shuffle is in a squash court. seriously, i tried it yesterday and it was FUN. B) skill banar ku shuffle ahh. woooooh handal me ani. shuffle + squash = squffle. X)
i miss snickers<3
the awesomely terrific end.
; jakee.
this post is for a dear friend. i would like to thank you for all the advice and guidance that you`ve given me the past four years. the times in ugama were the best. we had our ups and downs with teacher rokiah. I can still remember you in the big tudung planet. harhar. but you were smaller that time. both of us were the only human beings in ugama who were lost in our own fantasies cuz the art of ugama never really puncture our brains deeply. i still remember your reaction when i told you that i was with sii kaling. well, you didn`t give any reaction as you were already expecting it. pfft. harhar. i`m really grateful that god gave us a chance for us to be friends and an opportunity to be close. the memories we`ve had will always be sealed in my head. and i mean it. hehe. and i`m sorry if i ever were to hurt you till you piss your pants and cry on your mum`s lap. i didn`t mean it (or i did) cuz i was born mean. i like your cousin. after you finish your time in uk, he'll be mineee. (exaggerating here.) i would like to congratulate you, again, and may the best of luck to you as the destination infront of you will be an awesome one and i won`t be there much since we will be 100, gajilien, gajilien miles away from each other. but i'll always be online. so don`t hesitate if you need a friend to chat with. i`ll listen, even if means waking up in the cold, dawn.
i know, we were sharing our thoughts on how things are gonna change when you`re gone. and i know, you`re crying now. I took that time to post this. it`s not really that explainable but this is how i think about you.
you are one of the closest friend i ever had and some of the best times in life consist of you, izzah and sya. without you guys, i don`t think this world would evolve properly.
Congratulation, Nurbazilah @ Siti Raihanah Tarip. i`ll cherish you forever and i`ll miss every part of you. your jokes. your lame talks. your oh-so-bangang look. And this time, i mean everything.
forget mw. find a hot english man there and get things pumpin. remember us and never forget. i'll miss bradley, too. things won`t be the same with you absent. and also muizzah and sya. i thought that it won`t hurt that much but i guess i was wrong. losing a friend hurts and i guess being friends with you benefits me alot.
be strong and remember, uncle tan (sultan) is proud of you. X)
love, kym. xoxo. 8')
WOOOOOOOOOO!
MY HUNDREDTH POST!
YEAH! <-- oooooh. sakai me ani. ehexehexehex. bimbo vravish me ani. like daaaaa. wawawa. -___-"
today : nothing happened. just the same. woke up early today. at 5.30am. before that, i slept at 3.30am. and i was awoken by my mobile, somebody sent me a message and it was at 4.23am. then, i snoozed back.
came to school five minutes early. haha. satisfaction. then, i went tarus to murder sii tinggi about a particular thing. yeah, baby. i`m gonna slishslash sii tinggi.
I SWEAR, TINGGI, IF YOU TELL THIS SECRET TO ANYBODY, I WILL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS. AND I`LL BURN YOUR ASS INFRONT OF THE MALL AND SEND THE REMAINS TO SII BLACK. WAWAWAWAWA. <-- kes mental. ehex ehex. --,"
amaths was boring. the usual crap. all we did were past year paper yang i did in tuition. after that physics, but i totally forgot that we had physics today. LIKE OMAGAD! BIMBO ME ANI EHHH! maths, lily was absent. so free period. english was sii albish. pfft. negative sensation was emerging in me during that class cuz i was bored, dead and half-asleep.
then, we had CCA. YEAH, THE TIME WHERE WE WATCH HOT MEN TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES, LOOKS GAY AND SCRATCH EACH OTHERS BACKS. <-- oh shit, this is the men`s sauna room. sorry.
my cca`s squash. it`s enjoyable. i guess. haha. ada our master jedi toyol time squash. may the force be with you. not the gravitational force. you`re too sensitive when it comes to the gravitational force. i know. it`s hard, baby. but i`ll always be there, and my classmates, laughing to make you feel better. <-- the hell. shit.
After squash, i changed to the brown cargo pants and went back to school cuz we had malay class. after class, i had nothing to do. but i noticed that i was jumping from one friend to another. first, sii nat nat aka hariisah. then, sii faiqa. then, tasya. then, zimah. and it all happened in less than two hours. wow, baby. i`m so promiscuous. yeahhh. GiLeRzZ HaNdAlZ mE aNe eHzZ LiKe VrAvIsHlY WaWaWa. VaNyAk FeMiNaTzZz QuUu. tErHaRu QuU eHhHzZ.
yesterday : we had our chemistry practical. shit. it was okay. but i think i got my cations wrong. -______-" shit. i didn`t give my mobile to the teacher at first cuz i 'left' it in my bag. but during quarantine, datang tia sii piv with her never-so-nice hair saying 'aiya, beb. me so high, i want hot men. i`m fifty gajilien years old and i`m still single. look at the fats on my thigh. sexy yoooo.' <-- translation, she needed help with the projector cuz ya wanted us to look at the forbidden kingdom, where my so called uncle, jet li, acted in that movie. and so, time sii piv bagi lapdance arah sii *h***, she saw the basket full of loot and took it with her and planned to shove it all in her bra. *shivers. but she changed her mind when she remembered she forgot to change her pantyhose since last month. she left the loot and told us to write our names saja. after quarantine, we went to bio. but nor chua nada. stalked sii snickers<33. I kinda did some stupid stuff when he passed me. shit. vLuShInG Qu LiKe vRaViShLy. awwwhh. chiyuuuuutzZzZz. The whole class went to the library but we soon got bored n went out to enjoy nature since it was about to rain.
i`ll stop here saja ehhhh. tired me udaah.
the awesomely cool end.
; jakee.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO!
:)
sorry for not updating. couldn`t go online due to my stupid annual fee. damn you dst.
it`s been like, what, exactly 24 days, yoooooooo. gilerz like vravishly ja tohhh. skillz kaliahzzz.
update. update. update.
snickers<333
these are some of the things that had happened:
` i am sooooooooo totally over sii damiit! i`m bored of midgets. pfft.
` my mum bought me two new sofa`s, baby. like ragadzz kaliahzz.
` happy belated birthday to sii khaliilah dolrani aka sii flying dutchman.
` i have a new haircut but but but i feel like there`s this inner voice saying it`s ugly.
` i`m not pregnant! YES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <-- ahaha. --,"
` i think jack the ripper cuts off people`s nipple and use them as pretty little eyes for cute little teddy bears. <-- COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
` happy belated birthday to hjh nurul hazimah.
` i found something that`s weirder than weird, which is sii tinggi aka sii siti nur`atiqah, yo.
` i am, what some of my friends said, a qualified poklen. it means i can be a poklen, but i`m not a poklen, tinggi. _l_
` happy belated birthday to azim tinggi.
` i kinda lost my beliefs in somethings which i, myself, cannot explain.
it`s like i outgrew those beliefs due to anger and stubborn-ness. i know it`s a sin and i`m going to hell for this.
` i still like snickers. (;
` ian thinks me and rifaie look a like. like siblings look-a-like. this is the part where i go all crazy and berserk. and NO, WE DON`T LOOK A LIKE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT.
`happy belated birthday to khairul hamizan.
` i think the ms youth iniative should provide the girls toilet with pregnancy test pads and the boys toilet with fertility pads so they can, y`know, check. 'oh, god! I`m not pregnant! Pad says negative! Take that, president bush! woooo! ketara ko mandul, buiiii!' <-- apaaaaaaaaaan.
` congrats to cousin, djin majid, for succeeding in getting a job as a steward. 'coffee or tea, sir?' i salute you, mahn. *salutes.
` niccolas has a nice arse, mahn. oh, so cawer me leh nya.
` ehhh. uncle jay is having an affair with a lot of men. i respect you, beb. promiscuous, baby. *thumbs up.
` piv still has ugly hair. my god. and she`s single. like oh jealous me kan ya atoh.
` bonza kinda 'pfft-ed' in the face last few weeks. like gilerz. vevau vravish bah. like vevau cigup. now we call him by the name 'pfft dadde' <-- i`m exaggerating.
` albish still thinks i`m sick. <-- WAHAHAHA.
` my little beloved kitten, maguira, was called by my dad, an abbreviation of his name, maggi. nama lawa-lawa ada. skati menukar.
` si-M aka boyfriend sii ze is soooooooo chiyuuuutz. X)
` we`re having our qualifying exams now. so it`s like fo`shiznitzz.
` sii cooteo is still hot, babyyyy.
` rifaie keeps pinching me. shit you.
` banyak-banyak warna, warna apa yang bunyinya cam kaling?
hi-tambi. ehex ehex ehex. <--- OH SHIT LAMEEEEEEE.
` ze owes me half a lap-dance.
` me chayanxxx like vravishly like him.
' rie owes me an ass-spanking session. *winkwink.
` thank youuuu, chaaaaaaaaa<3 ;D
i guess sampai sini saja aku blog ehhh.
death to all noobies.
snickers<333
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
