he was my one and only ungay lover.

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY BRUNEI DARUSSALAM! :D

AKU SAYANG DIRI SAYA KERANA SAYA DI LAHIRKAN BERDARAH BRUNEI. *sense the sarcasm.

MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!

aku bored again. --_" so aku curi tag gay cousin kuuu. :)


1. Are you in currently in a relationship?
- YES. Dengan si Rabs H Lim. :P

2. What was your dream growing up?
- drummer. :DD

3. What talent do you wish you had?
- to do a perfect split. (y)

4. If i brought you a drink, what would it be?
- vanilla coke.

5. Favourite vegetable?
- kailam. AND. brocolli. (Y)(Y)

6. What was the last book you read?
- The Whisperer by RL Stine.

7. What zodiac sign are you?
- scorpio.

8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
- i have four piercings. Two on both ears. :D

9. Worst habit?
- day dreaming.

10. If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
- probably, i guess. ikut mood. (y)

11. What is your favourite sport?
- handball, netball and squash.

12. Do you have a pessimist or optimistic attitude?
- pessimist. -____-"

13. What you you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
- HEHEHEHEHE. :9 wtf.

14. Tell me one weird fact about you.
- i laugh when i cry. serious shit, man.

15. Worst thing to ever happen to you.
- ms ivy complimented my shoes. 0.0" *shivers.

16. Do you have any pets?
- four cats. ♥

17. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
- HEHEHE. wtf. layan saja tia.

18. What was your first impression of me?
- first time i saw you, i thought 'gila, pervert.'

19. Do you think clowns cute or scary?
- RUGGED. (y)

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
- my height, my fat lips and my eyes. wtf.

21. Would you be my crime partner or conscience?
- 8)

22. What color eyes do you have?
- dark brown.

23. Ever been arrested?
- noooo. But ive been in a police car. RD

24. Bottle or can soda?
- bottle. (y)

25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
- SHOPPING HEHEHEHEHE (Y)

26. Favourite band to listen to when youre mad?
- avenged sevenfold. :D

27. Whats your favourite place to hang out?
- canteen and my bedroom.

28. Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
- listening to my ipod.

29. Do you swear alot?
- YES. (y)

30. Biggest pet peeve.
- stupid kitten named ramadhana. Shes soooo stupid.

31. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
- gay. 8)

32. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
- guess so.

33. Favourite and least favourite food.
- favourite ; depends on the mood.
least favourite ; ambuyat. --,"

34. Tag 5 people to do this.
- zimah.
- tiqah.
- fateen.
- jeemshah.
- kapek.

DONE.
WEEEEEEEEEE ~

the awesomely fucking end.

♥kymjakee.

if i told you she were pregnant, would you have sex with him?

aku bored again. HEHE. so aku buat the tag from facebook, bebeh. :P


what is your name?
` jake. (Y)

a four letter word.
` jock.

a boys name.
` josh.

a girls name.
` joanna.

an occupation.
` joker? wtf.

a color.
` jade green.

something you wear.
` jumper.

a food.
` jelly beans.

something found in the bathroom.
` jamban? -____-"

a place.
` jerudong park.

a reason for being late.
` JESUS CAME TO MY DREAM YO.

something you shout.
` JUBUR!

a movie title.
` jurassic park.

something you drink.
` juice.

a group/band.
` jimmy eat world.

an animal.
` jungle cat.

a street name.
` jalan jambu.

a type of car.
` jaguar.

a song title.
` just dance - lady gaga.

a verb.
` ...


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where is your cellphone?
` on my lap.

your significant other?
` wtf?

your hair?
` dark brown with a bit of orange.

your mother?
` no comment.

your father?
` supporting.

your fave place?
` schools library.

your fave drink?
` vanilla coke.

your dream/goal?
` to be successful.

what room you are in?
` bedroom.

your hobby?
` porn. :P

your fear?
` losing someone.

where do you want to be in 6years?
` GREECE. :DDD

where were you last night?
` on bed.

something you arent?
` strong.

muffins?
` ickkk.

wish list item.
` him.

where you grew up?
` japan and brunei.

last thing you did?
` cry.

your pet(s)
` four cats; maguira, apple, marco, sim.

friends?
` awesome. ♥

your life?
` sucks.

your mood?
` crappy.

missing someone?
` yes.

car?
` suzuki.

something youre not wearing?
` shoes.

your fave store?
` the arcade?

your fave color?
` green.

when is the last time you laughed?
` in school.

last time you cried?
` few minutes ago.

One place that i go to over and over?
` tv room.

one person who emails me regularly.
` facebook.


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1. WERE YOU NAME AFTER ANYONE?
` nooooo. but my first name before kym, which was suppose to be maria, was taken from mariah carey. my dad minat. --_"

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
` few minutes ago.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
` depends.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAL?
` follows the mood yo.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
` still single. (y)

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH ME?
` awu. (y) sal aku awesome. :PP

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
` most of the time, yeah.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
` no. took em out when i was eight.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
` HELL YEAH. (Y)

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
` frosties.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
` inda.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
` chocolate mint. mun arah DQ, oreo cheesecake, bebeh. :9.

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
` their flaws.

14. RED OR PINK?
` red.

15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
` my height.

16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
` him. ♥

17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
` YES. *pulls out bazooka.

18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
` purple pants and im barefooted.

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW?
` Dear God - Avenged Sevenfold. :')

20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
` magenta.

21. FAVOURITE SMELL?
` musk.

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
` my mom.

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS NOTE?
` ia gay macam aku. 8)

24. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
` slamball and handball.

25. HAIR COLOR?
` dark brown + a bit of orangeish.

26. EYE COLOR?
` dark brown.

27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
` no. i prefer spectacles.

28. FAVOURITE FOOD?
` depends.

29. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING?
` scary movie. (y)

30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
` yes, man.

31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
` green.

32. SUMMER OR WINTER?
` winter ~

33. HUGS OR KISSES?
` kisses. :P

34. FAVOURITE DESSERT?
` fruits tarts.

35. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
` antah.

36. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
` miss ivy. wtf. ;P

37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
` nothing, currently.

38. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
` mouse? 0_0"

39. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
` Law and Order.

40. FAVOURITE SOUNDS?
` rain trickling down the pavement, drums, lead guitars.

41. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
` none.

42. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
` i talk to much but im shy. :P WTF.



DONEE BEBEHHH.

the awesomely fucking end.

♥kymjakee.

i wish he was born gay than bisexual.

i`m so fucking bored so aku curi this tag dari both fated and farah. :P


THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU.
` kym
` poklen
` maria. xD

THREE THINGS YOUVE DONE IN THE LAST 33MINS.
` went out with my dad.
` took my sister from isb.
` paluk-paluk fat kitten ku, apple.

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY.
` friends.
` him.
` porn. (Y) HAHAHAH.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AS OF NOW.
` Dear God - Avenged Sevenfold.
` Without You - Hinder.
` Insomnia - Craig David.

THREE THINGS YOU LOVE IN A GUY/GIRL.
` his height.
` his facial expression.
` his eyes.

THREE PERSONS YOU MISS.
` jeemshah. _|_
` my ex-MA5E people.
` sir gareth?

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE.
` a green ipod nano 3G.
` an indigo hummer / a baby blue suzuki SX4
` a Vaio laptop C535.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES.
` stalking.
` reading geography books.
` going online.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR NEXT VACATION.
` GREECE. :DDD
` china.
` germany.

THREE FAVOURITE CARTOON/ANIME YOU WATCH.
` Ben 10.
` Teen Titans.
` Fairly Odd Parents. xp

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE FAST FOOD.
` pizza.
` french fries.
` ayam goreng. (y)

THREE FAVOURITE DRINKS.
` pepsi twist.
` vanilla coke.
` iced lemon tea.

THREE THINGS THAT IS FOUND IN YOUR HANDBAG.
` actifast panadol.
` tissues.
` memory card reader.

THREE FAVOURITE COLORS.
` blue.
` green.
` white.

TOP THREE PEOPLE YOU LOVE SO MUCH.
` my people.
` my family.
` a particular person.

GAYISHLY DONE.

wooooooooooo.

the awesomely cool end.

♥kymjakee

try being fucked up, the bitches love it.

tagged by zimah. thanks. (:


what do your friends call you?
` kym. kimah. lifah. poklen. maria.

when is your birthday?
` 8th november 1991.

are you a hard drinker?
` YES. (y)

beauty is....
` plastic surgeries and fake boobs.
` something which lies beneath the acne pores.
` used when you want to have sex. (y)

favourite movie?
` DEATH RACE. OHH YEAHH.

provide some of your choice number.
` 13, 8 and 44.

name some of your favourite hangouts.
` my room. the canteen. the library. the teachers cafe. infront of the audi.

are you a party girl/boy?
` AWUUU. *shhhh.

is there someone mad at you?
` sir gareth? *kirai.

name some of your friends.
` tu check the 'champagne for damned friends' list. :D

a friend is...
` when you squeeze their nipples and still managed to laugh at it.
` great when you have sex with them. :P
` a path to happiness and joy. and gayness. (y)
` a someone who would like a gay person like me. :D

what is the more important? love one? Or more your friends?
` our friends are our loved ones. ♥

did a time come that you had 2 or more bf/gf?
` no. i am very loyal. :P

who was the last person you dated?
` zimah. ;p

is there any of your ex's and friends of yours who you know are together now? who are they?
` errr. i dont think so. :|

what is love?
` when you meet someone for two seconds and end up having sex in the toilet/car without using a condom.
` a booty call.
` when your cheeks blushes and your heart thumps faster, and you masturbate more often, whenever you see that particular person.

how about a message for your ex?
` GO GET LAID, YOU SON OF A BITCH _|_

say something to your bf/gf?
` im fucking straight. (y)

tag 5 people :
` yafiee.
` farah.
` iccha.
` rifaie.
` aslam.

GAYISHLY DONE.

i am fucking tired.
goodnight.

the awesomely cool end.

♥kymjakee.

i am fucking cool

tagged :
1 Kasyferano
2 Tiqah
3 Amal N
4 Zimah
5 Azeem
6 Iqbal
7 Yafiee
8 Nana
9 Fateen

P/S: You guys didnt get tagged by me. Im just filling in the tag friends so that i could answer the questions. ABOVE NAMES WERE ALL RANDOMLY SELECTED.

How do you know 1?
- from Jeemshah.

What would you do if you never met 2?
- never question about my height. she's tall. very tall.

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated you?
- seriously, i maybe gay, but i'm straight..

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple?
- GAY~ HAHA.

Do you think 7 is attractive?
- BULEHLAAAH.

Do you know anything about 8's family?
- just her sisters.

Tell me something about 9
- she's very nice. (Y)

What language does 2 speak?
- Malay and English.

Who is 3 going out with?
- ME! AHAHA. Perasannn~~~~~~

How old is 4?
- coming 18 this 20th of July.

Who is 6 favourite singer?
- antah.

Is 8 single?
- yes. she is.

What is 9 last name?
- sharifah fateen adilah hanafiyah kah?

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
- FUCK HELL NO! AHAHA.

Which school does 2 go to?
- Maktab Sains.

What do you like about 3?
- Ya kaleng. xp

i am doing this in the schools computer lab haha.

too bad he wasn`t naked.

tagged by zimah. thanks.

1. Tag 9 friends.
2 choose your answer and leave a comment in a bracket for each.

i tag no one. (:


1. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
` if i were deaf, inda dapat dangar lagu. if i were blind, inda dapat liat uncle jay. very hard decision. T_T

2. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
` an arm. nauzubillah.

3. Would you rather be uglier or stupider?
` uglies. who in the world would be stupid enough to be more stupid?

4. Would you rather be more rich or more attractive?
` more rich lah. $$$

5. Would you rather be blonde or brunette?
` i`d rather choose red hair, but brunette is fine.

6. Would you rather have a third eye in the middle of head or a horn in the middle of your head?
` 0_0" wtf.

7. Would you rather it be winter forever or summer forever?
` winter forever ~

8. If you could only eat only one thing for the rest of your life, would you rather it be sweet or salty?
` chuweeeeet. :D

9. If you could choose a super power, would you rather be able to fly or move object?
` FLY, BABY! FLY!

10. If you had to be an animal, would you rather live in the ocean or on the land?
` on land?


gila. Random jua tag ane. -____-"

the awesomely cool end.

♥kym.