Friday, March 28, 2008

i fell in love with a moron for just ten bucks?

akii1 ; so bored.
akii2 ; i noticed.
akii1 ; whatsup, old fag?
akii2 ; if youre saying i`m fag, it means you`re the same too. cuz i`m you, moron.
akii1 ; ohyeah. *scratches head
akii2 ; i miss him.
akii1 ; i miss him, too.
akii2 ; we both miss him. okay. and that`s not good.
akii1 ; he`s MINE!
akii2 ; you`re some shit, are you? if you like him, and i like him, and i`m you and you`re, doesn`t it makes him ours?
akii1 ; ohyeahh.
akii2 ; the cutest thing ever. *drools.
akii1 ; can`t stop thinking of him.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

scoundrels are meant to be perverts.

sii ahmad baca blog ku lahh.
HAHA.
leave a comment, gay do0der ku.
;D

leave.
there`s nothing to read here.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

why would you jump off a building when theres skyscrappers?

i confessed to my most loved gay lapdancer.
i knew i shouldn`t but my guts were present there and it was maybe a good chance for me to release my burden that i`ve been carrying these few months.
i told him i loved him.
with a past tense.
he thought i was just playing.
but oh honey, my love is so sincere.
i told him how much i suffered depression and also feeling so suicidal whenever i thought of him.
i loved you, my dear.
and now, words were no longer present whenever we meet.
eye contacts were always connected but it broke off whenever i knew that whatever i thought would never be real.
i don`t mind.
i don`t care.
at least i told you my feelings, honestly, truthfully and sincerely.
you were my most deepest love i ever had.
and now i`m letting you go cuz you found another better person.
i just hope we can still be friends.
close close friends like few years back.
i didnt mean to spoil it but hell yeah, it felt good.
i loved you, gay bitch.
live with it.

='D

(eiseh. jiwang much.
*slaps self.)

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

; akii.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Imma take my piss now.

greetings fellow transexual beings of earth.
:D

blog. blog. blog.

my lapdancer.


the being that i love the most in the world. i had to let go of him cuz he wasn`t the one to satisfy me as a client.
pfft.
he`s and was the best. the best thing that could make me laugh while dancing on my lap and smiling his suprisingly straight teeth.
*winkwink.
i loved that man. and i still do. but as a friend. as a brother. as a lapdancer, purchasing me with free services like non-others.
your affection never fails to get my attention. your touch always shakes me up.
my lapdancer, its time for you, and me, to move on. find another client, baby cuz you`re current client here needs a new type of jeez.
*HAHA.

the lil dude

this dude, i met him outside the strip club, undisturbed by the movement of the beings in the building, just looking so innocent and plain.
cutee. =D
his sight makes me wanna burst like hell. i cant really describe him that well, but yeah.
if he were my lapdancer, i`d pay a very high price with a longer period for him to be on my lap dancing his cute little midget-like body and butt off.
*snickers.
his cute walking, makes him look so self-confident and so cutee.
im obsessed with guys who are cute plus small.
they won`t make me stop awhh-ing at them.
haha.
he certainly makes me wanna pop my eyeballs out and rip my rib apart.
hugging him would be the best damn thing. its like hugging a toddler, squishing them so hard while they try squirming out and kicking their cute little feet to runaway.
*AWHHHH. (;

the niccolas

not much to explain here. i know the fact that he is an ultimate romantic gay person.
very tall. and nice shoulders.
*drools.
i like his behind section.
from top to bottom. its like all *shivers with smiling motion.
wow. nice behind man.
haha.
the front section i dont care that much, just all gay there. but the behind, *pheeewiiiiittt.
HEY NICCOLAS, CAN I HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR BEHIND SECTION? I SWEAR I WON` TOUCH ANYTHING.
;D
not really a suitable lap dancer. he has the features, the gay features. but its the way he dances, it won`t satisfy anybody. except for me, of course, with a date with his behind section.

HAHA.

the gigolo

also one of the second best services given FREE of charged with a very HOT and saliva drooling human known as man with a name and status that cannot be name.
he that cannot be named satisfy people with free services by just touching them with his he cannot be named move.
the he cannot be named must always be happy for he cannot be named cannot perform his duty or services with a bad mood or no happy faces or satisfy customer.
very hot and very good looking. the he cannot be named.
*wow. Hot much.

the life of me. so different and weird like no others. the freak of the week. the weirdest of the most.

me. and non-others.

guys. guys. guys.

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

; akii.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

the big bang banged my cat.

today its FARAHS BIRTHDAY.
happy birthday, farah, baby.
*winks.
today i felt like a shitty do0d since i didnt greet my closest friend in school.
i felt like a more shittier do0d when i had to greet her last minute without a present.
Ill give you a present next time, baby.
Haha.
Sir albert told our class that we`re gonna have a speech thingy.
Any topic. 3minutes.
So im thinking of a topic that can satisfy sir alberts thirst for excellent talking skills from his beloved student.
maybe ill just talk about why gigolos arent allowed in brunei. or maybe discuss on why i support gays or gay lapdancing.
xp
im screwed up. for real.

Again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FARAHHHHH!
=)

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

; akii.

Monday, March 3, 2008

5E

haha.
today during english, sir albert threw his magnificient, very trustful cover of his very nicelooking chocolate cadbury school accessories thingy, on the table to awaken our most lovable classmate, zubair aka ben.
very refreshing to see that startled face of ben and also satisfied look on sir albert.
there. happy, sir albert?
:)

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

;akii