Wednesday, April 30, 2008

romance, my arse.

HAPPY JUBILEE PERAK OF MY 50TH POST!

today : boring maulud nabi ceramah. chatted with shar about her poodle and waxing legs. WAHAHA. the ceramah was so effin lame, that the lame was so lame enough to cause a pregnant cat to barf out its carriage. the non-muslim teachers joined the dikir. they just stood there, like they`re effin uneducated dolls searching for guidance. but it was a good thing, though.
afternoon : the audi was used by the effin hadrah people. so we had no practice. THEM, EFFIN HADRAH PEOPLE, WASTED MY EFFIN TIME. I`M SO EFFIN PISSED OFF. I HOPE YOU ALL EFFIN LOSE IN THE EFFIN COMPETITION, YOU EFFIN LOSERS. *MIDDLE FINGER. EFFIN BULLCRAPS. I`LL EAT YOUR BRAINS OUT AND BURN YOUR ASS INFRONT OF THE EFFIN MALL, GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.


anyways, i saw sii damit during the ceramah thing. just the head. cuz due to the blockage of some particular teacher, who cannot be named here, the other parts of sii damit is left unseen till the ceramah ended. and it took him 24 seconds to leave the audi. *sigh.

Damit<3

the whole MS girls were told to stay in after the boys left. and ivy *rolls eyes* starts talking about effin art which we effin don`t understand. and it` cuz it has to do with the vandalism. OHYAAA . DUE TO THAT UNLAID VANDALIST PROSTITUTE, THE WHOLE FEMALE STUDENT HAS TO CLEAN THE WHOLE EFFIN SCHOOLS EFFIN TOILETS. LIKE WHOT THE EFFIN HELL. I SWEAR I`LL KILL THAT EFFIN BITCH. CUT HER TONGUE AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS. I SWEAR I WILL LUST OVER MY REVENGE FOR BOTH THAT UNLAID VANDALIST PROSTITUTE AND IVY AND THE ADMIN. EFFIN DAMNITTTTTT. FOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIITTTTTT.

a friend of mine, jakee, went to school with only a brain of a size of a walnut and a shoe. she went to myk, her friends friend, and said 'hi.' myk looked at jakee and kissed her forehead. jakee, startled and paranoid, took her shoe and shove it in myk`s arse. the hot yet super-effin-oogly teacher went over and sprayed jakee with his effin saliva. jakee got pissed off and stripped the hot yet super-effin-oogly teacher, and threw him out of the window, making him land on his back on the concrete, which made his back flat, that his arse was pushed in. after running away from the arse flattening scene, i met damit, put him in a bag and tied him up in my bed. after enjoying myself with him, i killed him, preserved him and hanged him on my wall of fame, where all the losers are.
fogldoxsothoi.

today is the last day of april. enjoy ;p.

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

; platinum.

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