Saturday, August 9, 2008

i`m unfaithful to all those buried in me.

girl: father, i have sinned by calling a man son of a bitch.

priest: why did you call him by that wretched phrase?

girl: because he touched my hand.

priest: (he touched her hand) there`s no need to call him that.

girl: and he touched my breast.

priest: (he touched her breast) there`s no need to call him that.

girl: and he undressed me.

priest: (he undressed her) there`s no need to call him that.

girl: and he put his you know what in me.

priest: (he put his you know what in her) like that?

girl: YES, FATHER! YES, FATHER! YES, FATHER!

priest: (after a few minutes) there`s no need calling him that.

girl: but he has AIDS.

priest: THAT SON OF A BITCH!

ahaha. nice onee. :D

this post is dedicated to sii tinggi cuz ya tinggi. <-- apaan. baie.

stupid jua ehh. them neighbours karaoke-ing. buruk banar. it`s 12+ for god sake! shaddap! mentang-mentang anak mu kawin. AAAARRRRGGGHHH!

the awesomely lame end.

; jakee.

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