Sunday, March 16, 2008

Imma take my piss now.

greetings fellow transexual beings of earth.
:D

blog. blog. blog.

my lapdancer.


the being that i love the most in the world. i had to let go of him cuz he wasn`t the one to satisfy me as a client.
pfft.
he`s and was the best. the best thing that could make me laugh while dancing on my lap and smiling his suprisingly straight teeth.
*winkwink.
i loved that man. and i still do. but as a friend. as a brother. as a lapdancer, purchasing me with free services like non-others.
your affection never fails to get my attention. your touch always shakes me up.
my lapdancer, its time for you, and me, to move on. find another client, baby cuz you`re current client here needs a new type of jeez.
*HAHA.

the lil dude

this dude, i met him outside the strip club, undisturbed by the movement of the beings in the building, just looking so innocent and plain.
cutee. =D
his sight makes me wanna burst like hell. i cant really describe him that well, but yeah.
if he were my lapdancer, i`d pay a very high price with a longer period for him to be on my lap dancing his cute little midget-like body and butt off.
*snickers.
his cute walking, makes him look so self-confident and so cutee.
im obsessed with guys who are cute plus small.
they won`t make me stop awhh-ing at them.
haha.
he certainly makes me wanna pop my eyeballs out and rip my rib apart.
hugging him would be the best damn thing. its like hugging a toddler, squishing them so hard while they try squirming out and kicking their cute little feet to runaway.
*AWHHHH. (;

the niccolas

not much to explain here. i know the fact that he is an ultimate romantic gay person.
very tall. and nice shoulders.
*drools.
i like his behind section.
from top to bottom. its like all *shivers with smiling motion.
wow. nice behind man.
haha.
the front section i dont care that much, just all gay there. but the behind, *pheeewiiiiittt.
HEY NICCOLAS, CAN I HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR BEHIND SECTION? I SWEAR I WON` TOUCH ANYTHING.
;D
not really a suitable lap dancer. he has the features, the gay features. but its the way he dances, it won`t satisfy anybody. except for me, of course, with a date with his behind section.

HAHA.

the gigolo

also one of the second best services given FREE of charged with a very HOT and saliva drooling human known as man with a name and status that cannot be name.
he that cannot be named satisfy people with free services by just touching them with his he cannot be named move.
the he cannot be named must always be happy for he cannot be named cannot perform his duty or services with a bad mood or no happy faces or satisfy customer.
very hot and very good looking. the he cannot be named.
*wow. Hot much.

the life of me. so different and weird like no others. the freak of the week. the weirdest of the most.

me. and non-others.

guys. guys. guys.

THE AWESOMELY FUCKING END.

; akii.

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