i wish to shut the playboy mouth.

GOD! THE EXAMS ARE STRESSFUL!
pmdioroflodaitkmakkiomjwamaw.
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!
&%@*#£$

i`m having backpains and butt cramps. damnit, mahn.


the list:

econs paper 1&2
biology paper 1&2
shoot sir albert
malay paper 1&2
figure how to cut a lemon properly
drink vanilla coke
spank the gay cousin
dush nisa
buy uncle jay new pair of nipple ring
get a life
a new adidas perfume
constantly mock alif about him being a gigolo with ze
eat icecream
eat merci chocolates
new haircut
updates on niko karabatic
stalk sii damiit<3
stop liking snickers
kill myself for liking paiptreepor
hugged farah
go high with ze
downloaded songs
find something to do for the holidays
discuss in details with my parents about moving to pte
said madapaka in every phrase that i said before econs paper 1
estimate how tall damit<3 is

fo shiznit, gawd. madapaka much. it`s so tiring man. shit much.

I guess i`ll stop here. i`m soooo tired. tomorrow is the physics practical.

sorry for not updating. but i`ll be back.

damiit<3

the awesomely tiring end.

♥jakee.

this is my time to never go.

MY GCE O LEVEL TIMETABLE.

20th October - ECONOMICS 2.

21st October - CHEMISTRY 3.

23rd October - BIOLOGY 3.

27th October - MALAY 1 AND 2.

29th October - BIOLOGY 1 AND 2.

30th October - PHYSICS 3.

05th November - MATHS D 1.

06th November - ENGLISH LANGUAGE 1 AND 2.

11th November - ADDITION MATHS 1.

12th November - PHYSICS 1 AND 2.

13th November - ADDITIONAL MATHS 2.

17th November - CHEMISTRY 1 AND 2.

stress, babyy.

♥jakee.

caught you naked under the oak tree.

ZOMG. BEING TAGGED. AGAIN.

don`t you feel bitchy cuz it feels so much like you`re in a karma?

1. The person who tag/pass you is?

` Fateen Hanafiyah

2. Your relationship with her?

` an old friend. my bestfriend`s current girlfriend. my bestfriend`s bestfriend. ;D

3. Your five impression of her.

` open. loveable. caring. easily broken. funny.

4. the most memorable things she had done for you

` gosh. we hadn`t met each other for 6years. =/

5. the memorable things she said to you.

` i miss you too. (i know it`s simple but i just like the way she said it)

6. if she becomes your lover, you will...

` be killed by jeemshah. *searches for him.

7. if she becomes your lover, she has to improve...

` nothing. she`s perfect being unperfect.

8. if she became you enemy, you will...

` be killed, again and again and again, by jeemshah. and muizz zaini.

9. if she became you enemy, the reason will be...

` jeemshah gay! XD <-- just kidding yaww.

10. the most desired thing you want to do for her.

` plan her an awesome anniversary party for her relationship with jeemshah. :p

11. your overall impression of her is...

` friends forever. (;

12. how do you think of how people around you feel about you?

` people hate. people like. people loathe. people love. who cares. i am who i am.

13. the character you love about yourself is...

` the gay part of me. 8D

14. On the contrary, the character you hate about yourself?

` the shortness. the spectacles. the fats. <-- physically, but then yeah.

15. the ideal person you want to be is...

` ZE! smart, beautiful, gorgeous, tall and purdy. purrr-dy gay, i mean. love you, ze. :D

16. For people who care and like you, say something to them...

` you guys are the gay-est friends ever. i love you, guys. ;D

17. Pass this quiz to first 10 person you can think of.
` jeemshah
` ze
` nisa
` rifaie
` farah
` zimah
` sir james
` amal
` tinggi
` rie

18. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?

` that information is classified. but i know for sure it`s a he. <-- let`s just hope sir doesn`t read this. :p

19. Is no.9 a female or a male?

` i am uncertain of the gender. i`m still waiting for the dna results.

20. if no.7 and 10 together, will it be a good thing?

` O-EM-GEEE. amal, she`s MINEEE! rie is my gay do0d. MINEEE! and no, it`s not a good thing.

21. What is no.2 studying about?

` economics with me. :)

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no5?

` chat as in msn was like few hours ago. chat as in talking few weeks ago.

23. What kind of music came does no.8 like?

` those romantic songs with the usual 'i love you, bitch. don`t leave me, you sore ass' verse.

24. Does no.1 has any siblings?

` yes.

25. Will you woo no.3?

` no. i won`t woo her. but i`ll dush her, instead. Dush you, nisa. loves. :D

26. What about no.7?

` AHAHAHA. BULEH JUA. ZE *WINKWINK.

27. Is no.4 single?

` it`s obvious that he`s not single. he keeps going back and forth to the brothel, man.

28. What is the surname of no.5?

` mango. XP

29. What`s the hobby of no.10?

` besides stealing other people`s gay boyfriend and peeping under people`s skirt, it`s cam whoring.

30. Does no.5 and no.9 get along?

` from the looks of their height, no.

31. Talk something casually about no.1.

` jeemshah. an old friend. a very messy person. and whenever we give each other highfive in msn, there`s always a 'pap!' sound present. X]

32. Where is no.2 studying at?

` maktab sains paduka seri begawan sultan.

33. Where does no.9 live at?

` ampir sampah. <-- you know what i mean. ;p

34. What color doesn`t no.4 like?

` pink. WAIT. he`s gay. he`s suppose to like pink. i don`t know.

35. Are no.5 and no.1 bestfriend?

` no.

36. Does no.1 have any pets?

` antah. adakan, jeem?

37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?

` no comment -_____-" karang melatup hidungnya mun ku respond.

GAYISHLY DONEEEE!

♥jakee.

change out those feebies.

HI PEEPS! ;D

i`ve been gayishly tagged by the gay cousin. thanks.

1. What is the most important thing in your life?

` i don`t know. my dignity?

2. What is the last thing you bought with your own money?

` a new gigolo. AHAHAHA.

3. Where do you wish to get married?

` i never thought of where. but i did plan to go elope somewhere.

4. How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your lover?

` i never thought of that one, too.

5. Are you in love?

` NO. nice question, though.

6. Why was the restaurant you last had dinner?

` i forgot, yaww.

7. Name the latest book you bought.

` physics o level SAP 2002-2006.

8. What is your full name?

` Nuralifah Hakimah bte Hj. Abdul Razak.

9. Do you prefer your mum or your dad?

` my mum cuz she`s better.

10. Name a person you really wish to meet in real life or for the first time.

` no one.

11. christina or britney?

` HOW COME PETE WENTZ`S NOT IN THE LIST?

12. The most exciting place you want to go?

` in dennis oh`s bathroom, when he`s taking his shower. =9

13. Do you do your own laundry?

` sometimes.

14. Hugs or kisses?

` xoxoxo. lap dance included kah?

15. 8 things that you are passionate about.

` watching handball tournaments
` playing netball
` dennis oh
` dancing
` black and pink
` vests and tie
` hoods
` eyeliner


16. 8 things i say too often

` apa? apa?
` dush!
` was anybody naked there?
` who died?
` omg. uncle jay lost his nipple ring again.
` ko gay.
` roiteee.
` this is how it feels. *monotone


17. 8 books that you recently read.

` Neil Gaiman - Fragile Things
` Richard Montanari - The Rosary Girls
` physics o level books
` economics o level books
` biology o level books
` the newspaper
` none
` none

18. 8songs i could listen to over and over again.

` The Jonas Brothers - Burnin Up
` P.Diddy feat Keysia Cole - Last Night
` Colby O`Donnis feat Akon - What you got
` Timbaland feat Fall Out Boy - One and Only
` Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl
` Metrostation - Shake it
` Chris Brown - Forever
` Flo-Rida feat Will.I.Am and Fergie - In The Ayer

19. 8 things i learned last year

` physics class is awesome
` to love being a yellow ic
` pakai mobile N series
` how to buy gay lapdancers online
` economics are bullshit
` pc gets shit out whenever we hit the cpu
` rifaie maintain gay
` sayang kucing.

20. Tag 8 people

` Farah
` Buzz
` Jelly
` Jims
` Han
` Rie
` Cha
` Ze.

DONEEEEE.

♥jakee.