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HELLO, SCHOOL!
HELLO, HOMEWORK!
HELLO, EXTRACLASSES!
HELLO, PASTYEARPAPERS!
HELLO, ALBERT
HELLO, AISEHARISAHIVY! <3
school reopenes today. whoopdedoo. _l_
tonight`s a boredom. twas raining heavily an hour ago. WAI DA PAK DID YEW STOP RAINING, HUH? i want the smell of fresh rainwater. that utterly weird yet unique smell, somehow, brings me peace and tranquility. ahh. the sovereignity of heart surrounded with only peace and harmony. bless our god.
i saw sii damiit<3 in school. and yeah, he totally made my day. due to his presence, which miracally inspired me, i felt AGAIN at peace. <-- majal bah at peace ku ani. macam inda pernah tenang bah.
he`s my heartbreaker and i love him for that. his heart-breaking and heart-throbing skills made me realise that loving someone hurts and hurting is just a way of showing you love someone so badly.
i love you, damiit. (;
shaken and stirred from the holidays and entered the biology lab. the first question asked was =
nor chua : why isn`t brunei affected by malaria eventhough we are surrounded with countries suffering from malaria.
me : cuz the mosquitoes are disgusted of brunei`s poklen population. <-- which i answered in my head.
i finished my amaths homework during chemistry tuition. and that was rather shocking cuz my hands been itching to write or calculate something from amaths. weird. x_x"
sii damiit<333
i will, one day, tell you about my feelings. the feelings that i held so deeply. the feelings which holds a thousand secrets that will only be revealed after you truly open my heart. <-- 'baie, matitah ko,' i said to myself.
i cried for you. and i didn`t mean to.
nights, fellow bloggers. sweet dreams to you all.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
ps. zeeeeee. you were absent tadi. :/ boring nada kau.
pps. i still feel so sad and uneasy.
FINALLY!
i found my homework and did it in like, what, fifteen minutes? now, that`s just a piece of bish, i tells you.
so spent my last day of holidays, pfft, watching a movie. kungfu panda, to be exact. calee gilerz cetanya. sii tai lung chiyuutz time ya damiit! XD
first of all, i woke up at 9am, and my sister was knocking on my door like crazy. i thought the house was on fire kah, someone accident kah, my grandmother died kah, my cat beranak kah. panya my mum kan bawa liat wayang. skadar. so, at 10.45, we went to Qlapzz Mallz to watch kungfu panda sana. But the movie started at 10. after that, we headed for the mall. we were 15mins late so that guy yang keraja arah ticket movie thing gave us half-price for the tickets. the movie was ansome. <-- new english word. equals with cool.
after that, i went to the kadai yang di luar the cinema, they were having a final sale and ALL ITEMS 50% OFF! Like OMAGAD! the barang sana lawa-lawa! but i only bought a head-band with gold polka-dots.
then, my physics tuition teacher messaged me and told me class was cancelled. i was like 'okay. class cancel. big deal. more time to finish my homework.' then, my friend messaged me and said 'eh, later sii-quiet-a-lot will be having amaths replacement during our physics period.' and i`m like 'FAK! PHYSICS CLASS CANCEL KALIAH. BAIEEE.'
after me tantruming outside the mall, and saw some pu2s, we went home and i slept til 7pm. finished my homework and slept some more.
not bad for the last day of holiday.
HAHA.
oh, sii-damiit. i can`t wait to see you tomorrow.
i miss you. (;
the awesomely ansome end.
; jakee
yes. i`ve been dreading these past few weeks. i mean, especially during the holidays, that i WANT school.
but then, since it`s the last day of the holiday, and the heartthrob is easing away as the clock ticks its way to school time, and there`s this thought that destroyed this beautiful caricature ; i forgot to close the toilet seat this morning. =0
hence, the real story is HOMEWORK.*thousands of different screams are featured in the background of this word.
i forgot where i put them. i mean, seriously, english and malay homework. no big deal. but where are you, you son of a bish, waste of fakeng time.
so, let us put this aside and breath. *inhale. don`t forget to exhale, dammit.
last two nights, malam jumat, my family held a tahlil/doa selamat for the dead. *a moment of silent, please. both of my grandfathers and grandmother. may you three be in peace. amin.
i wasn`t really interested in all the cookings, the setting ups, the cucul, the orang thailand yang usai kem and other fo'shiznits. i cared for sii-mah-faken-hots. <-- fak, bunyi macam cool, skalinya di eja, cawir usulnya.
sii-mah-faken-hots adalah cousin tiri ku dan dia dikategorikan sebagai salah satu makhluk tuhan yang paling hangat. *fak, angau.
HE`S PERFECT! XDDD
vAiE bOiiS, y0u Da HoTz. aHaKzZ.
my cousins banyak yang datang. but sii-mah-faken-hots yang paling perfect. sii-oh-cawer-but-okay was cute too. but ya kaling. (--,") as in hitam. HAHA. sii-emo-tapi-inda pun cute but he`s tall and kaling.
so i broke out a convo with sii-mah-faken-hots punya sister, tiqs.
Tiqs : sapa kau cari, ki?
me : diam, bah, baie. aku mencari abang mu bah, baie.
Tiqs : abang ku? apa kau mau buat arah ya, ki?
me : ehh, shaddap you. abang mu hot wah, baie. baie bah abang mu atu.
Tiqs : abang ku baie? (inda ya pandai paham.)
me : abang mu baie sal ya hot bah, baie.
josh : eh, akii, mama mu...
me : anak baie lari tah ko bah. kan meliat anak baie orang lain pun inda dapat kah, baie? mati tah wah, baie.
(sorry for the misusage of words guys. he was too hot. got me haywired. XPP)
oh yeah! sii-exotic asked me a question about snickers and mars. she told me to pick which one`s better than the other. honestly, babe, i think both of them taste the same what. the only thing is i`m addicted to snickers more than mars. HEHE.
sii damiit<3
i miss you, you oh so cute thing you. X3
thoughts been flying through my head again. now thoughts with words and pictures. like weeeee. *clears throat. words like 'so how will sii damiit<3 look like after the holiday?', 'has he grown any taller?', 'will i see him first tomorrow morning?' or the usual 'baie, meliat mua sii haiseh dgn her half-sized twin, harisah. and their half-blood cousin, ivy. wonder if she got a new haircut?'
told josh about sii-foklen, ehex. and this was our short convo =
josh10 says:
he WHAT?
jakee // thirteen says:
likes me.
josh10 says:
mun ya propose, cana?
jakee // thirteen says:
DULI! REJECT!
jakee // thirteen says:
sii foklen cala hantap.
jakee // thirteen says:
baik plg ku kawin dgn teacher yang fakety fak fak blaaah. (guess who?)
josh10 says:
jan catu ehh.
josh10 says:
sabar. sabar. ingat tuhan.
jakee // thirteen says:
jangantah ko alim ani, dang.
josh10 says:
mbaaah. _l_
jakee // forfor says:
i dont want to like him.
jakee // forfor says:
i will NEVER like him. NEVER!
jakee // forfor says:
cuz i love sii damiit. <-- ooh! a confession! call the press!
jakee // forfor says:
baie.
josh10 says:
just... hold on.
jakee // forfor says:
whaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii?
jakee // forfor says:
*weeps gayishly.
josh10 says:
okaaay. mental.
josh10 says:
cemana usul poklen atu? Hot?
jakee // forfor says:
he has a red bush on his head.
jakee // forfor says:
sexay, eyy?
josh10 says:
-___-"
josh10 says:
okaaay.
josh10 says:
pheeeeewiiiiit.
jakee // forfor says:
gilerz. hotz ehh. turned on ku.
josh10 says:
you made a good point.
jakee // forfor says:
yeahh. like daaa~
josh10 says:
i don`t want my nephews and nieces to have a red bush on their heads!
josh10 says:
i mean, its better for our family to have bulu kaki tabal than red bushes on our heads.
josh10 says:
='0
jakee // forfor says:
kan mati gila baie.
wow. look at the time. 1:02 in the morning. and here i am, still awake, updating my blog, chatting to tiqz and thinking of sii damiit.
damiit<33
loves you.
:)
good morning and sweet dreams.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
so tonight, after being encouraged by rie, finally, i found my actual brain to resume on blogging and fly to barbietopia.
life`s been....icky. <-- by which i mean boring and shizholes much. too many things had happened during the holidays. sii exotic, sii prattle-a-lot and sii stare-a-lot (by means of ze, rie and cha), i mish you all vravishly. hati qu verkechamuk memikir kamu.
tak dafat qu menunggu tuk vuqa skul. aqu lopxx kamu smua.
ehex.
sooo, since social life is being locked away from me and the key being swallowed whole by my parents, after they shared and cut it to pieces for dinner, the only place i semi-socialize, now is during tuition. being so ecstatic and kiddish there, besides me in the shower, hell of things been freakin me out this lately.
like mc hammer freak.
since it`s the holidays, i won`t be meeting sii damiit<3, which is so heartbreaking, eventhough he is my heartbreaker. so i was insearch for a substitute to ease my heartthrob, ONLY for the holidays, and so i THINK i found ONE in tuition. (note to sii exotic, vukan sii foklen ah. vaie vanar toh.)
not really a substitute. HAHA. like he`s more to an eye-candy. like the hot cooteo. seriously, i don`t know what i`m talking about. but he`s actually cute. (vravishly. ahakz) i ain`t got a nick for him, yet. for now, it`s sii quiet-a-lot. pacaah.
sii-quiet-a-lot is okay lahh. he`s considered the above average. meaning cutecute. haha. but then, i never really spoke to him, besides goodbye-ing him. but he`s okay. but pendiam. <-- duh. mun udah namanya sii-quiet-a-lot.
so very much a cute dork. ehex. so gay ehh. but sii damiit<3 is alot cuter than sii-quiet-a-lot. uhukz. vanar vaa.
now, the latest, sii-poklen aka foklen aka brunei`s cala aka heZ n0t RaGaDzZzZzZ aka sii-malastah-ku-ingau. a tuition mate of mine in chemistry class. i got to say brunei`s poklen population are increasing. drastically. it also means people are getting more dumber. (note : i don`t like this guy. FoKLeN aHhZz aHakZz) truth is i don`t like. i loathe. i deteste. i hate. mentally, physically, sexually, gayishly (the hell?) and most of all, heartly. <-- cala.
and he likes me. (this news is so shocking. please give a moment of silence.) *silence. <-- baie. macam ada orang mati tah pulang.
and i`m writing this in the blog cuz rie and cha told me to do so.
honestly, i HATE him. i HATE poklen-ians. i HATE their LaNgUaNgE yAnGz CalAzZ aTo. i HATE them being wannabes. I JUST SO EFFIN HATE HIM. his ride is so, what the poklen-ians would say, RaGaDzZz. KiJaNgzZz KaLiAhzZzZz KeWlzZzZz.
sii-quiet-a-lot is waaaaaaaaay cuter than sii-foklen. <-- i`d say that`s a no-brainer, said rie.
but like what some very lost and educated might always say 'what happens in tuition, stays in tuition.'
damiit<333
sii exotic knighted me few weeks ago. 'i thub thee the most important of all. the vulgar one.' translation 'kym, ko vulgar.' i`m touched. it was so official. it was when the sun was high above our heads. on the telephone. stinky cuz of our morning breath. the static on the phone. cool-ness. most of all, no swish-swash knives or old stinkin women which calls themselves as queen of that-oh-so-lame-country. *HAHAHA. shiznits.
time`s running out. i gots stuff to do. shizhole.
haha. later.
the awesomely boring end.
; jakee
i miss the guys.
:)
i heartly endorse the guys that i love cuz i love them as they will always be loved by me who loves them.
i miss them.
but apaan. haha. kes boring.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
sorry, my fellow do0ders. for not updating. seriously, i`ve been busy and been slacking my arse off.
so updates.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
*thinks hard til brain cells explodes.
well, during the holidays, the amount of food consumption per day is increasing. i don`t know why and how much.
this is my yesterday`s menu :
breadfast : me and two of my cousins, josh and rai, ate three bowls of ice-cream and drank coke and sprite. josh had a brain-freeze so he was dead for like an hour and a half before we called my amah to harass him.
brunch : we were hungry again so we ate another bowl of ice-cream, three packets of oreo and lots of water. i was really dehydrated due to the oreo but it was nyummy.
lunch : it`s the holidays, so i cook lunch. and yes, i can see you with your 'i can`t believe you can cook' look. the usual three meal on the table. two protein and veggies with rice. josh commented the chicken was a little spicy. rai said i should be a chef but i declined her idea. haha.
afternoon snacks : after fighting evil with my fellow cousins, breaking bones and hearing wannabe guardmen scream like pussies in PS3, we devoured six tins of pringles. i like the baked potato one. deee-licious.
dinner : the usual, a type of cereal, and last night was froot loops. And NOOO, i did not ate mine with milk! (EURRGGHH!) i had my cereal with the decent soya bean. my cousins ate theirs with milk. and after of two hours of josh, showing off and dreaming of his face being on cereal boxes, although i prefer it on pregnancy test boxes, we went to sleep.
midnight snack : a nasi katok. YES. brunei`s number one favourite, not to mention killer of healthy diet. there was nothing to eat since we devoured every simple snack we had, so we went to the nearest nasi katok stall. josh bought three and said he was born with two stomach. and i added no brains to that.
dusk snack : we didn`t eat. we just drank. drank coke and sprite. what i mean coke and sprite is we mix em and drank em. and sprite is a catalyst for me, so i was high. high and hyper. wahahaha.
and yeah, the cycle goes on and on. unhealthy food. bad. but i just can`t resist. hunger rate is also an increase when it comes to the holidays.
fak.
the awesomely fucking end.
; jakee.
