break them dicks to sticks.

sorry, i haven`t been posting new updates about my oh-so-boring life.
it`s my qualifying week.
so i`ll be busy.
won`t be here much.

; jakee.

ps. lif, i`m sorry. i never meant for it to become like this. =/

i`m unfaithful to all those buried in me.

girl: father, i have sinned by calling a man son of a bitch.

priest: why did you call him by that wretched phrase?

girl: because he touched my hand.

priest: (he touched her hand) there`s no need to call him that.

girl: and he touched my breast.

priest: (he touched her breast) there`s no need to call him that.

girl: and he undressed me.

priest: (he undressed her) there`s no need to call him that.

girl: and he put his you know what in me.

priest: (he put his you know what in her) like that?

girl: YES, FATHER! YES, FATHER! YES, FATHER!

priest: (after a few minutes) there`s no need calling him that.

girl: but he has AIDS.

priest: THAT SON OF A BITCH!

ahaha. nice onee. :D

this post is dedicated to sii tinggi cuz ya tinggi. <-- apaan. baie.

stupid jua ehh. them neighbours karaoke-ing. buruk banar. it`s 12+ for god sake! shaddap! mentang-mentang anak mu kawin. AAAARRRRGGGHHH!

the awesomely lame end.

; jakee.

ass-whoring male female.

mamasémamasamamaqumsa.
look at what i can do with my feet.

friday night is so shitty. live vravishly, beb.

today : woke up at 6.30am cuz my amah knocked on my door. she was looking for my sister but i said she was in parents room. then, i slept til 8am. i was chatting with baz and also spying arah my neighbour`s son. X) after oggling for about 0.13131313seconds, i took a shower and got ready for tuition. for breakfast, i ate cornflakes with soya bean milk. *note to all readers; I`M ALLERGIC TO MILK. but the soya bean yang my mum beli yang kurang manis, which taste like water, so i pinched a little bit of sugar in it. then, the cornflake was heaven. 8)
went to tuition at 9.15am. addmaths was okaaay. i got the highest mark for the last test! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! <-- kes sakai. --,"
at 12pm, my mum picked me up and told me to buy chicken at SKH. sana the chicken half price. so layan lahh. boring. no hot people to look at. wawawawa.
i didn`t eat til 8pm. was having a bad mood. then, my dad knocked on my door. he wanted to borrow my calculator and he told me he`s going to kb with my mum and aniqah (my youngest sister.) so after 9hours doing nothing, (tried to study but can`t concentrate) here i am blogging.

this monday is our written exam. and i think i`m not afraid. i don`t have the slightest feeling of being worry or anxious. i don`t why.

AND, i just noticed that my legs are pale. like pale vravish. oh god! i`m dead! *slaps self. i take it back. i felt that.

AND, the best place to shuffle is in a squash court. seriously, i tried it yesterday and it was FUN. B) skill banar ku shuffle ahh. woooooh handal me ani. shuffle + squash = squffle. X)

i miss snickers<3

the awesomely terrific end.

; jakee.

can`t wait to be your cousin.

this post is for a dear friend. i would like to thank you for all the advice and guidance that you`ve given me the past four years. the times in ugama were the best. we had our ups and downs with teacher rokiah. I can still remember you in the big tudung planet. harhar. but you were smaller that time. both of us were the only human beings in ugama who were lost in our own fantasies cuz the art of ugama never really puncture our brains deeply. i still remember your reaction when i told you that i was with sii kaling. well, you didn`t give any reaction as you were already expecting it. pfft. harhar. i`m really grateful that god gave us a chance for us to be friends and an opportunity to be close. the memories we`ve had will always be sealed in my head. and i mean it. hehe. and i`m sorry if i ever were to hurt you till you piss your pants and cry on your mum`s lap. i didn`t mean it (or i did) cuz i was born mean. i like your cousin. after you finish your time in uk, he'll be mineee. (exaggerating here.) i would like to congratulate you, again, and may the best of luck to you as the destination infront of you will be an awesome one and i won`t be there much since we will be 100, gajilien, gajilien miles away from each other. but i'll always be online. so don`t hesitate if you need a friend to chat with. i`ll listen, even if means waking up in the cold, dawn.


i know, we were sharing our thoughts on how things are gonna change when you`re gone. and i know, you`re crying now. I took that time to post this. it`s not really that explainable but this is how i think about you.
you are one of the closest friend i ever had and some of the best times in life consist of you, izzah and sya. without you guys, i don`t think this world would evolve properly.

Congratulation, Nurbazilah @ Siti Raihanah Tarip. i`ll cherish you forever and i`ll miss every part of you. your jokes. your lame talks. your oh-so-bangang look. And this time, i mean everything.

forget mw. find a hot english man there and get things pumpin. remember us and never forget. i'll miss bradley, too. things won`t be the same with you absent. and also muizzah and sya. i thought that it won`t hurt that much but i guess i was wrong. losing a friend hurts and i guess being friends with you benefits me alot.
be strong and remember, uncle tan (sultan) is proud of you. X)

love, kym. xoxo. 8')

let`s make out with a tank of violence.

WOOOOOOOOOO!
MY HUNDREDTH POST!
YEAH! <-- oooooh. sakai me ani. ehexehexehex. bimbo vravish me ani. like daaaaa. wawawa. -___-"

today : nothing happened. just the same. woke up early today. at 5.30am. before that, i slept at 3.30am. and i was awoken by my mobile, somebody sent me a message and it was at 4.23am. then, i snoozed back.
came to school five minutes early. haha. satisfaction. then, i went tarus to murder sii tinggi about a particular thing. yeah, baby. i`m gonna slishslash sii tinggi.
I SWEAR, TINGGI, IF YOU TELL THIS SECRET TO ANYBODY, I WILL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS. AND I`LL BURN YOUR ASS INFRONT OF THE MALL AND SEND THE REMAINS TO SII BLACK. WAWAWAWAWA. <-- kes mental. ehex ehex. --,"

amaths was boring. the usual crap. all we did were past year paper yang i did in tuition. after that physics, but i totally forgot that we had physics today. LIKE OMAGAD! BIMBO ME ANI EHHH! maths, lily was absent. so free period. english was sii albish. pfft. negative sensation was emerging in me during that class cuz i was bored, dead and half-asleep.

then, we had CCA. YEAH, THE TIME WHERE WE WATCH HOT MEN TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES, LOOKS GAY AND SCRATCH EACH OTHERS BACKS. <-- oh shit, this is the men`s sauna room. sorry.

my cca`s squash. it`s enjoyable. i guess. haha. ada our master jedi toyol time squash. may the force be with you. not the gravitational force. you`re too sensitive when it comes to the gravitational force. i know. it`s hard, baby. but i`ll always be there, and my classmates, laughing to make you feel better. <-- the hell. shit.

After squash, i changed to the brown cargo pants and went back to school cuz we had malay class. after class, i had nothing to do. but i noticed that i was jumping from one friend to another. first, sii nat nat aka hariisah. then, sii faiqa. then, tasya. then, zimah. and it all happened in less than two hours. wow, baby. i`m so promiscuous. yeahhh. GiLeRzZ HaNdAlZ mE aNe eHzZ LiKe VrAvIsHlY WaWaWa. VaNyAk FeMiNaTzZz QuUu. tErHaRu QuU eHhHzZ.

yesterday : we had our chemistry practical. shit. it was okay. but i think i got my cations wrong. -______-" shit. i didn`t give my mobile to the teacher at first cuz i 'left' it in my bag. but during quarantine, datang tia sii piv with her never-so-nice hair saying 'aiya, beb. me so high, i want hot men. i`m fifty gajilien years old and i`m still single. look at the fats on my thigh. sexy yoooo.' <-- translation, she needed help with the projector cuz ya wanted us to look at the forbidden kingdom, where my so called uncle, jet li, acted in that movie. and so, time sii piv bagi lapdance arah sii *h***, she saw the basket full of loot and took it with her and planned to shove it all in her bra. *shivers. but she changed her mind when she remembered she forgot to change her pantyhose since last month. she left the loot and told us to write our names saja. after quarantine, we went to bio. but nor chua nada. stalked sii snickers<33. I kinda did some stupid stuff when he passed me. shit. vLuShInG Qu LiKe vRaViShLy. awwwhh. chiyuuuuutzZzZz. The whole class went to the library but we soon got bored n went out to enjoy nature since it was about to rain.

i`ll stop here saja ehhhh. tired me udaah.

the awesomely cool end.

; jakee.

it`s a matter of jumping off the building.

HELLOOOOOOOOOO!
:)
sorry for not updating. couldn`t go online due to my stupid annual fee. damn you dst.

it`s been like, what, exactly 24 days, yoooooooo. gilerz like vravishly ja tohhh. skillz kaliahzzz.

update. update. update.

snickers<333

these are some of the things that had happened:

` i am sooooooooo totally over sii damiit! i`m bored of midgets. pfft.

` my mum bought me two new sofa`s, baby. like ragadzz kaliahzz.

` happy belated birthday to sii khaliilah dolrani aka sii flying dutchman.

` i have a new haircut but but but i feel like there`s this inner voice saying it`s ugly.

` i`m not pregnant! YES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <-- ahaha. --,"

` i think jack the ripper cuts off people`s nipple and use them as pretty little eyes for cute little teddy bears. <-- COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

` happy belated birthday to hjh nurul hazimah.

` i found something that`s weirder than weird, which is sii tinggi aka sii siti nur`atiqah, yo.

` i am, what some of my friends said, a qualified poklen. it means i can be a poklen, but i`m not a poklen, tinggi. _l_

` happy belated birthday to azim tinggi.

` i kinda lost my beliefs in somethings which i, myself, cannot explain.
it`s like i outgrew those beliefs due to anger and stubborn-ness. i know it`s a sin and i`m going to hell for this.

` i still like snickers. (;

` ian thinks me and rifaie look a like. like siblings look-a-like. this is the part where i go all crazy and berserk. and NO, WE DON`T LOOK A LIKE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT.

`happy belated birthday to khairul hamizan.

` i think the ms youth iniative should provide the girls toilet with pregnancy test pads and the boys toilet with fertility pads so they can, y`know, check. 'oh, god! I`m not pregnant! Pad says negative! Take that, president bush! woooo! ketara ko mandul, buiiii!' <-- apaaaaaaaaaan.

` congrats to cousin, djin majid, for succeeding in getting a job as a steward. 'coffee or tea, sir?' i salute you, mahn. *salutes.

` niccolas has a nice arse, mahn. oh, so cawer me leh nya.

` ehhh. uncle jay is having an affair with a lot of men. i respect you, beb. promiscuous, baby. *thumbs up.

` piv still has ugly hair. my god. and she`s single. like oh jealous me kan ya atoh.

` bonza kinda 'pfft-ed' in the face last few weeks. like gilerz. vevau vravish bah. like vevau cigup. now we call him by the name 'pfft dadde' <-- i`m exaggerating.

` albish still thinks i`m sick. <-- WAHAHAHA.

` my little beloved kitten, maguira, was called by my dad, an abbreviation of his name, maggi. nama lawa-lawa ada. skati menukar.

` si-M aka boyfriend sii ze is soooooooo chiyuuuutz. X)

` we`re having our qualifying exams now. so it`s like fo`shiznitzz.

` sii cooteo is still hot, babyyyy.

` rifaie keeps pinching me. shit you.

` banyak-banyak warna, warna apa yang bunyinya cam kaling?
hi-tambi. ehex ehex ehex. <--- OH SHIT LAMEEEEEEE.

` ze owes me half a lap-dance.

` me chayanxxx like vravishly like him.

' rie owes me an ass-spanking session. *winkwink.

` thank youuuu, chaaaaaaaaa<3 ;D

i guess sampai sini saja aku blog ehhh.

death to all noobies.

snickers<333

the awesomely fucking end.

; jakee.